19QOS19 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Surely an apple would do the job as well as an onion? And then not have the downside of tasting, well, like an onion? Don't think The Apple Murders has the same ring to it. They'd likely be sued as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: They do burgle occasionally but leave the cushions plumped and a quiche in the oven. They also leave ABBA playing on every stereo they can find. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 If I hypothetically wanted to be a burglar, would I need a reference from an existing burglar before I'd be allowed to join the burgling community? Would I have to knock off a certain number of houses undetected in a week before they'd let me in? Or can I just hypothetically pick a hypothetical random house to break into and hypothetically call myself a burglar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 If I hypothetically wanted to be a burglar, would I need a reference from an existing burglar before I'd be allowed to join the burgling community? Would I have to knock off a certain number of houses undetected in a week before they'd let me in? Or can I just hypothetically pick a hypothetical random house to break into and hypothetically call myself a burglar? Probably better asking this in the Juniors forum. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 You just know the scummy tabloids are helping re-stock the shrine to keep the story going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, nsr said: If I hypothetically wanted to be a burglar, would I need a reference from an existing burglar before I'd be allowed to join the burgling community? Would I have to knock off a certain number of houses undetected in a week before they'd let me in? Or can I just hypothetically pick a hypothetical random house to break into and hypothetically call myself a burglar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 58 minutes ago, nsr said: If I hypothetically wanted to be a burglar, would I need a reference from an existing burglar before I'd be allowed to join the burgling community? Would I have to knock off a certain number of houses undetected in a week before they'd let me in? Or can I just hypothetically pick a hypothetical random house to break into and hypothetically call myself a burglar? Get Gandalf to appoint you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 1 hour ago, nsr said: If I hypothetically wanted to be a burglar, would I need a reference from an existing burglar before I'd be allowed to join the burgling community? Would I have to knock off a certain number of houses undetected in a week before they'd let me in? Or can I just hypothetically pick a hypothetical random house to break into and hypothetically call myself a burglar? My theory is crime and criminals are well established. If a crime is committed, police will have suspects from the word go in their big book of criminals. This leaves windows of opportunity for non career criminals to act decisively and commit one or two big jobs. As long as you don't get caught red handed, your laughing. Lefty from the rough part of town will get huckled and do your time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: My theory is crime and criminals are well established. If a crime is committed, police will have suspects from the word go in their big book of criminals. This leaves windows of opportunity for non career criminals to act decisively and commit one or two big jobs. As long as you don't get caught red handed, your laughing. Lefty from the rough part of town will get huckled and do your time. If you don't look like one of these c***s you'll get off scotfree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Just now, welshbairn said: If you don't look like one of these c***s you'll get off scotfree. I'm not unlike the first one unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 One of the women who keeps putting the shrine back up. You can see the love and devotion in her face. Ok- if nobody else will - wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 7 hours ago, GordonD said: One of the women who keeps putting the shrine back up. You can see the love and devotion in her face. The fence stab behind her has a better complexion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 40 minutes ago, welshbairn said: If you don't look like one of these c***s you'll get off scotfree. Taken from Falkirk season tickets? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 8 hours ago, GordonD said: One of the women who keeps putting the shrine back up. You can see the love and devotion in her face. Ffs Minnie Mouse has let herself go 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: If you don't look like one of these c***s you'll get off scotfree. Tacheman of Club 30 fame on the middle right... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: If you don't look like one of these c***s you'll get off scotfree. George Bluth Snr, Ian Curtis Cristiano Ronaldo, Tom Conte Sergei Rebrov, Arnold Schwarzenegger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: If you don't look like one of these c***s you'll get off scotfree. 2 down on the right looks like a young Al Swearengen. Bottom left looks like the wee ned on Still Game who was giving it "naw ye dinnae" when the local centre was getting opened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 If said travelling chap hadn't met cruel fate would the police be chapping doors in the travelling community? I'm just curious if anyone here has life experience as a victim of crime to someone in said community (asking for a friend) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 On 10/04/2018 at 10:39, DanMc99 said: I am waiting for someone to come on here and defend the burglar. On 10/04/2018 at 20:16, The Chlamydia Kid said: Be typical Pie and Bovril. Love these two posts. So ‘typical of P&B’ that nobody has done so in 7 pages of discussion. Fucking snowflakes, offended by everything, even stuff that hasn’t happened. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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