Broomhill Ultra Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 This looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 When I was a lad in school a traveller called Stanley Robertson used to come in and read poems and stories he had written. His culture and attitude was about as far away from these pugilistic gentlemen as it’s possible to be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Broomhill Ultra said: When I was a lad in school a traveller called Stanley Robertson used to come in and read poems and stories he had written. His culture and attitude was about as far away from these pugilistic gentlemen as it’s possible to be. Stan's now a feared competitor on the underground Rothesay and Inverkip Slam Poetry scene. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Most of the fights are long drawn out shitfests anyway, usually ending in a draw due to them constantly being broke up ffs. Family name restored, then off to the pub to get blootered. They’re ‘trained’ from a ridiculous young age, it’s all they know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Sometimes have Big Joe Joyce as my avatar. Never been bet by no man. Doesn’t like hand wraps, preferring to soak his hands in petrol. Does he smoke? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 19 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Does he smoke? Yes - poor lad used to be very proud of his Santa beard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 Most of the fights are long drawn out shitfests anyway, usually ending in a draw due to them constantly being broke up ffs. Family name restored, then off to the pub to get blootered. They’re ‘trained’ from a ridiculous young age, it’s all they know Found 1 fight involving a docherty family member that last almost an hour. He eventually gave up with the normal rules and resorted to kicks which led the opponent to correctly claim victory (I scanned through the video and the guy who won clearly had the better of the fight before the loser lost the plot).Then found a video of the docherty family all claiming they hadn’t lost and saying “anyone who saw the video knows he didn’t lose”. Confirming them all as both lacking intelligence and being complete liars. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 37 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: Found 1 fight involving a docherty family member that last almost an hour. He eventually gave up with the normal rules and resorted to kicks which led the opponent to correctly claim victory (I scanned through the video and the guy who won clearly had the better of the fight before the loser lost the plot). Then found a video of the docherty family all claiming they hadn’t lost and saying “anyone who saw the video knows he didn’t lose”. Confirming them all as both lacking intelligence and being complete liars. Don’t come on here moaning about it; make your own call-out video on YouTube. Make sure to tell them they’re nothin but a shower o b*****ds. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 I wonder if the burglar guy made a call out video? Must have been a shite fighter to be disarmed and killed by an OAP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Don’t come on here moaning about it; make your own call-out video on YouTube. Make sure to tell them they’re nothin but a shower o b*****ds. In a hilarious twist of fate, the VHS/Betamax wars of the 80s heralded an unprecedented era of peace in the traveller community. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Dindeleux said: Confirming them all as both lacking intelligence and being complete liars. Correct 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Somehow not the same without di oirish accent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 13 hours ago, MuckleMoo said: This one has subtitles! That first gentleman... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) Edited May 5, 2018 by NewBornBairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 16 hours ago, Franny Licher said: fannies, join a boxing club and in 12 to 18 months, you'd be able to smash 99% of the peg selling twats, {if you have the heart for it} 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 12 Ruel Street......bring yer Maw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Some of them have never moved on from the Attitude Era. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/4/2018 at 06:37, Shandon Par said: Sometimes have Big Joe Joyce as my avatar. Never been bet by no man. Doesn’t like hand wraps, preferring to soak his hands in petrol. I've always thought Big Joe Joyce looked, talked and acted like a Steve Pemberton character. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 Reminds me of a conversation I once had with an Italian guy in Australia: 'In Scotland do you have... how you say... pikeys?' Good story m8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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