Zetterlund Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 I will be appearing in our first massive open trial game against the first team. As a 38 year old, injury-prone chancer who has never played at any senior level and last played outdoors 5 years ago, I'm hoping they'll hand me a two year contract as a direct replacement for Lewis Toshney. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Zetterlund said: I will be appearing in our first massive open trial game against the first team. As a 38 year old, injury-prone chancer who has never played at any senior level and last played outdoors 5 years ago, I'm hoping they'll hand me a two year contract as a direct replacement for Lewis Toshney. Two grand a week and not a penny more. Final offer. Fine, two and a half but you've to make yourself available to pose awkwardly with some albino kids on the Discovery twice a year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Pull My Strings said: Two grand a week and not a penny more. Final offer. Fine, two and a half but you've to make yourself available to pose awkwardly with some albino kids on the Discovery twice a year. So a direct replacement for Sean Dillon then. A fair offer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, Pull My Strings said: Two grand a week and not a penny more. Final offer. Fine, two and a half but you've to make yourself available to pose awkwardly with some albino kids on the Discovery twice a year. I assume itll be a 3 year contract? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Play Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 54 minutes ago, Pull My Strings said: We aren't the funsters. Correct. Nothing fun about the way your club has been run for the last 3-4 years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shadow Play said: Correct. Nothing fun about the way your club has been run for the last 3-4 years. Hmm, another odd position for a Funster to adopt. The greatest period in the lifetime of every Dundee fan and yet they're not having fun. We are through the looking glass here, people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Play Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Pull My Strings said: Hmm, another odd position for a Funster to adopt. The greatest period in the lifetime of every Dundee fan and yet they're not having fun. We are through the looking glass here, people. That’s simply not true. I’ve told you a million times not to exaggerate. You’ll see from my previous posts I haven’t gloated over the numerous errors of judgement your board and managers have taken over the last 3-4 years. I’ve tried to give neighbourly advice and it’s only more recently that posters like Old Man Danger appear to have taken it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shadow Play said: That’s simply not true. I’ve told you a million times not to exaggerate. You’ll see from my previous posts I haven’t gloated over the numerous errors of judgement your board and managers have taken over the last 3-4 years. I’ve tried to give neighbourly advice and it’s only more recently that posters like Old Man Danger appear to have taken it. It is true, dude, and you should be outside playing in the sunshine rather stuck in this dank cellar contemplating someone else's navel. It doesn't get any better than this for Dundee. Enjoy yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: League Cup Group A: Ross County The World Famous Arbroath Elgin City Alloa I’m hoping for third place but expecting fourth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Pull My Strings said: Yes, really. I won't lie, Ylf, you've dropped a real fucking clanger here, hen/pal. I think Ylf is my new fave. Can we keep him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Pull My Strings said: We aren't the funsters. Fundee Ushite-it, playing in the Fundesliga. IMO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: I think Ylf is my new fave. Can we keep him? We have to keep all of them. As long as they're following United around then at least we know that they're safe. They're like our children, but even more cunty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 We have to keep all of them. As long as they're following United around then at least we know that they're safe. They're like our children, but even more cunty. Love winding you c***s up. Doon and stay doon. Fundee united the wee club that keeps giving. Nearly as bad as sevco. Enjoy the championship dabs. Pleasing [emoji476][emoji476][emoji476][emoji476][emoji476][emoji3][emoji849]????[emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMessiah Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 The Dundee derby has to be the most minteriffic one in Scotland. Absolutely tragic patter from both sides. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 The Dundee derby has to be the most minteriffic one in Scotland. Absolutely tragic patter from both sides. Come on now, Falkirk v Dunfermline is utterly painful on here everytime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMessiah Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 11 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 34 minutes ago, TheMessiah said: The Dundee derby has to be the most minteriffic one in Scotland. Absolutely tragic patter from both sides. Come on now, Falkirk v Dunfermline is utterly painful on here everytime. At least there's normally one or two who have an absolute head's gone and post something completely out of line that let's everyone take a nice moral standpoint and try to surreptitiously use it as ammunition . This is just a constant level of cringey shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 At least there's normally one or two who have an absolute head's gone and post something completely out of line that let's everyone take a nice moral standpoint and try to surreptitiously use it as ammunition . This is just a constant level of cringey shite. I like the DAB posters on here. It's just that I thoroughly enjoy their current predicament. I also like the Dees. As I have said many times, their well mannered campaigns of hate, and the sheer quality of their cats (Smudger, Diego) are a shining example to us all. Thank you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccanarab Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 4 hours ago, Ylf said: Love winding you c***s up. Doon and stay doon. Fundee united the wee club that keeps giving. Nearly as bad as sevco. Enjoy the championship dabs. Love it. When you've been completely and utterly exposed as a knob just pretend you've been fishing the entire time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Love it. When you've been completely and utterly exposed as a knob just pretend you've been fishing the entire time. Too easy. ????♂️ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I like the DAB posters on here. It's just that I thoroughly enjoy their current predicament. I also like the Dees. As I have said many times, their well mannered campaigns of hate, and the sheer quality of their cats (Smudger, Diego) are a shining example to us all. Thank you. How about their ability to run polls and fundraisers? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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