NJ2 Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Where are you going?Prague. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 14 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Prague. I posted about our weekend in the Prague thread in the travel thread, had a great time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 I posted about our weekend in the Prague thread in the travel thread, had a great time.Hopefully we have as good a time. I’d say I’ll keep it in mind where to go etc. but I certainly won’t be sober enough to try guide us and not sure the region our digs are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 (edited) On 6/1/2018 at 12:10, throbber said: That’s just your opinion. I have seen far crazier things in my life than this teabagging, the worst part for me was how hilarious everyone found it compared to how unfunny it was. I have been teabagged myself on numerous occasions. Throbber - this your dog ? Edited October 20, 2018 by Herman Hessian 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 On 05/09/2018 at 17:50, Honest_Man#1 said: So you found a naked guy tied to a lamppost who had clearly been forgotten about and decided to just leave him there? On 05/09/2018 at 17:50, Honest_Man#1 said: So you found a naked guy tied to a lamppost who had clearly been forgotten about and decided to just leave him there? Where did they find the other one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 46 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Where did they find the other one? I saw one in Buckie on the town square. Assumed it was normal for there, so ignored him. You'd have to have an extremely warped imagination to think of something that wasn't normal for Buckie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 It’s hard for me to look at this thread and not imagine a pair of hairy testicles going into a sleeping mans mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: I saw one in Buckie on the town square. Assumed it was normal for there, so ignored him. You'd have to have an extremely warped imagination to think of something that wasn't normal for Buckie. People with five fingers on each hand? 2 hours ago, throbber said: It’s hard for me to look at this thread and not imagine a pair of hairy testicles going into a sleeping mans mouth. It’s hard for you to look at anything at all and not imagine a pair of hairy testicles going into a sleeping man's mouth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Stag dos aren’t hard to organise. Group of matesCheap flights abroadGo to a gameBook an activity Loads of bevvy in between No nonsense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 fifty euros for a handjob? Outrageous. #brexit #betteroffout After 29th March you will be able to get your tax back on this, mind you it will probably be offset against your visa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/stag-party-send-groom-nightmare-17276395Some quality banter here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 29 minutes ago, throbber said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/stag-party-send-groom-nightmare-17276395 Some quality banter here. "dissolving shorts for the pool" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 45 minutes ago, Silverton End said: "dissolving shorts for the pool" Could have been worse. Could have been points on a night out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Get a photoshop expert to make the bride to be into a pornstar in some fake magazine from eastern europe Dave, is that your missus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 this is from Spain the poster before he deleted.I went on one to an out of the way beer festival in Germany, where it was just "go to the festival for 3 days" was the plan, but we all had a list of challenges where we'd score points. I must admit, I've been on other stags where things like that haven't worked at all, but this one went brilliantly. A quick copy and paste of most of it: Breaking a rule results in a penalty. Penalty is to down your current drink. All tasks must be witnessed by a fellow player. Players cannot use one member of the public (aka punter) for more than one task. Example: you can’t get the bra from the chick who gives you a piggy back. Where a punter has been used by one player, another player cannot use that same punter. An item can be used for a double purpose Example: an inflatable German flag (best of luck with that.....) Points for Ein item obskuren is at the judge’s discretion. All hat swapping must be permanent. Points make prizes. Most points wins. Pose for a photo with Oom pah band 20 points Give a piggy back to a woman (photo evidence required) 20 points Get a piggy back from a guy (photo evidence required) 50 points Swap your hat for Baseball cap: 10 points Traditional German hat: 25 points Cowboy hat: 50 points Fez: 100 points Top hat 200 points Receive a kiss on the cheek from as many girls of different nationalities as possible 2 points per nationality Get your arse signed by a girl 150 points Sing “You’ve lost that loving feeling” to a girl 200 points Sign your name on a pair of breasts 300 points There was another separate thing for the Stag himself on the last day, but it's a bit more specific to him. While dressed pretty embarrassingly he had to perform tasks on the theme of "7 deadly sins". For example, for gluttony he had to eat the height of his now wife in bratwurst. If you come up with something half-assed, you'd be better not bothering though as these things can be horrific if they're not done well. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 (edited) They sound horrific when they're done well. Edited July 4, 2019 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 "dissolving shorts for the pool" I take it for the flight gag they would have just told him they had his flights booked and then gave him his pass at the airport and that’s when he found out? Maybe not as much of an arsehole joke as I originally thought but not exactly my idea of a good time either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 3 hours ago, throbber said: I take it for the flight gag they would have just told him they had his flights booked and then gave him his pass at the airport and that’s when he found out? Maybe not as much of an arsehole joke as I originally thought but not exactly my idea of a good time either. Most of the group were over 40yrs of age. They should be purchasing nice driving shoes & drinking artisan gin. The biggest fud was the man of the moment turning up at an airport dressed as Mercury in drag. I think he would have genuinely preferred a teabagging 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 On 21/10/2018 at 09:07, bernardblack said: Stag dos aren’t hard to organise. Group of mates Cheap flights abroad Go to a game Book an activity Loads of bevvy in between No nonsense In the process of organising my brothers stag do at the moment. Looking at something in the region of 50 people going. Set the whatsapp group up 9 months in advance, gave them the dates and told them to sort out flights and accommodation amongst themselves now in order to save a bit of cash on the price. I think as it stands around 30 have booked up already. Waiting on a quote back on hospitality for a game. Plan beyond that is just to drink as much as possible for as long as possible and hope everyone makes it home. Will probably have to get in touch with a few pubs and clubs nearer the time to ensure all 50 of us make it into the same places at the same time... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Ross. said: In the process of organising my brothers stag do at the moment. Looking at something in the region of 50 people going. Set the whatsapp group up 9 months in advance, gave them the dates and told them to sort out flights and accommodation amongst themselves now in order to save a bit of cash on the price. I think as it stands around 30 have booked up already. Waiting on a quote back on hospitality for a game. Plan beyond that is just to drink as much as possible for as long as possible and hope everyone makes it home. Will probably have to get in touch with a few pubs and clubs nearer the time to ensure all 50 of us make it into the same places at the same time... f**k. That. I had 8, that was plenty. Can think of nothing worse than being in one of those big groups of 20+ folk, never mind 50. How the f**k do you decide where to go, get tickets etc. for a group of 50. Unless you just split into smaller groups, defeating the purpose of going together. Although having just read this thread, I suppose I'd rather that than be teabagged repeatedly ( @throbber ). Edited July 4, 2019 by deej 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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