Dee Man Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 My boy came home from school today with his Australian teacher having told my Scottish kid that he is prounouncing a word that has two different pronunciations wrong and telling him how to say it; no allowance for different dialect or background, nothing. I am of the opinion that I should kick the teacher in the pie and f**k her dad whereas the missus thinks that the teacher is quite right and should only be teaching the whole, massively multi-cultural class to speak in the same manner. I'm looking for advice on how to approach this delicate matter without getting my boy expelled and having us deported. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 _i_k h_r _n t_e _i_. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 16 minutes ago, Dee Man said: My boy came home from school today with his Australian teacher having told my Scottish kid that he is prounouncing a word that has two different pronunciations wrong and telling him how to say it; no allowance for different dialect or background, nothing. I am of the opinion that I should kick the teacher in the pie and f**k her dad whereas the missus thinks that the teacher is quite right and should only be teaching the whole, massively multi-cultural class to speak in the same manner. I'm looking for advice on how to approach this delicate matter without getting my boy expelled and having us deported. Thank you. Tell him to ignore the teacher and pronounce it any way he likes. eta. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 22 minutes ago, Dee Man said: My boy came home from school today with his Australian teacher having told my Scottish kid that he is prounouncing a word that has two different pronunciations wrong and telling him how to say it; no allowance for different dialect or background, nothing. I am of the opinion that I should kick the teacher in the pie and f**k her dad whereas the missus thinks that the teacher is quite right and should only be teaching the whole, massively multi-cultural class to speak in the same manner. I'm looking for advice on how to approach this delicate matter without getting my boy expelled and having us deported. Thank you. I would tell him to use it every opportunity he has and exaggerate the way he says it from now on. Drive the cow to a breakdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 24 minutes ago, Dee Man said: My boy came home from school today with his Australian teacher having told my Scottish kid that he is prounouncing a word that has two different pronunciations wrong and telling him how to say it; no allowance for different dialect or background, nothing. I am of the opinion that I should kick the teacher in the pie and f**k her dad whereas the missus thinks that the teacher is quite right and should only be teaching the whole, massively multi-cultural class to speak in the same manner. I'm looking for advice on how to approach this delicate matter without getting my boy expelled and having us deported. Thank you. Think we need a picture of this teacher to get a better feel for how we should judge her teaching ability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 31 minutes ago, Dee Man said: My boy came home from school today with his Australian teacher having told my Scottish kid that he is prounouncing a word that has two different pronunciations wrong and telling him how to say it; no allowance for different dialect or background, nothing. I am of the opinion that I should kick the teacher in the pie and f**k her dad whereas the missus thinks that the teacher is quite right and should only be teaching the whole, massively multi-cultural class to speak in the same manner. I'm looking for advice on how to approach this delicate matter without getting my boy expelled and having us deported. Thank you. Tell her you didn't put your son in school to learn how to speak American. Then stand back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 They have schools in Australia? You learn something new every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 13, 2018 Author Share Posted June 13, 2018 25 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Tell him to ignore the teacher and pronounce it any way he likes. eta. Thank you. This is basically what I said, much to the dismay of Dee Woman. 13 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I would tell him to use it every opportunity he has and exaggerate the way he says it from now on. Drive the cow to a breakdown. She sounds like the kind of uptight bint who may be easily goaded. I think my boy and her maybe got off on the wrong foot as the subject is the compulsory pastoral fucking care and my son declared himself a devout athiest in the first lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: She sounds like the kind of uptight bint who may be easily goaded. I think my boy and her maybe got off on the wrong foot as the subject is the compulsory pastoral fucking care and my son declared himself a devout athiest in the first lesson. So we can add "Religious c**t" to "Officious c**t" in this teachers list of attributes. I don't think you or your boy has anything to worry about, he seems to be doing all the right things without guidance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 20 minutes ago, Dee Man said: This is basically what I said, much to the dismay of Dee Woman. She sounds like the kind of uptight bint who may be easily goaded. I think my boy and her maybe got off on the wrong foot as the subject is the compulsory pastoral fucking care and my son declared himself a devout athiest in the first lesson. Did he say 'Hesus' instead of 'Jebus'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: My boy came home from school today with his Australian teacher having told my Scottish kid that he is prounouncing a word that has two different pronunciations wrong and telling him how to say it; no allowance for different dialect or background, nothing. I am of the opinion that I should kick the teacher in the pie and f**k her dad whereas the missus thinks that the teacher is quite right and should only be teaching the whole, massively multi-cultural class to speak in the same manner. I'm looking for advice on how to approach this delicate matter without getting my boy expelled and having us deported. Thank you. The Aussie has conviction - unfortunately, so probably did her great grandfather which is why she's Australian. Proceed to warp factor boot in the pie if she starts trying to get them to do that annoying Antipodeal uptalk at the end of sentences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Tell the wee man to just call her a flaming galah next time she starts her pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 As long as she's telling him to say it "shedyool" I don't see what the problem is, personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: My boy came home from school today with his Australian teacher having told my Scottish kid that he is prounouncing a word that has two different pronunciations wrong and telling him how to say it; no allowance for different dialect or background, nothing. I am of the opinion that I should kick the teacher in the pie and f**k her dad whereas the missus thinks that the teacher is quite right and should only be teaching the whole, massively multi-cultural class to speak in the same manner. I'm looking for advice on how to approach this delicate matter without getting my boy expelled and having us deported. Thank you. Pronounce it the way Brenda pronounces it. She's still Head of the Colony of the whinging ungrateful convicts and they should do as she tells them. "Behave oneself, you Antipodean commoner or one will be forced to send Harry to kick you in the pie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 "Ress-cha-runt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: My boy came home from school today with his Australian teacher having told my Scottish kid that he is prounouncing a word that has two different pronunciations wrong and telling him how to say it; no allowance for different dialect or background, nothing. In my day, we only had German or French as choices for languages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: They have schools in Australia? You learn something new every day. It’s kind of the reason schools are there. But that’s not important right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 I forget Australia exists. It's like Wales or Liechtenstein. What do they do apart from make Channel 5 soap operas and turn away refugees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 I forget Australia exists. It's like Wales or Liechtenstein. What do they do apart from make Channel 5 soap operas and turn away refugees? The house most the big killing beasties so I think it’s a great place. Would I live there? Absolutely fucking no chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: I forget Australia exists. It's like Wales or Liechtenstein. What do they do apart from make Channel 5 soap operas and turn away refugees? they exported Kylie to us. which was nice of them. so fair dinkum cobbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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