Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I find the concept that religious people thank God or Jesus when something goes well but don’t blame them when something goes badly quite strange. They had to invent the devil to explain that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 I once met a ballet dancer called Jesus in a Premier Inn in Glasgow. I don’t think it was the real “Jesus” though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Kill the heretics.but always ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 They had to invent the devil to explain that one.Fair comment. I also have a query about hell. The devil and jeebus hate each other right? So if we don’t follow old jeebs, we get sent to hell and the devil will punish us, why? We’ve obviously fucked off the guy he hates so it should be high fives and cold beers all round, no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: Fair comment. I also have a query about hell. The devil and jeebus hate each other right? So if we don’t follow old jeebs, we get sent to hell and the devil will punish us, why? We’ve obviously fucked off the guy he hates so it should be high fives and cold beers all round, no? Clam doon min, it's all made up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Only if he loves me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Clam doon min, it's all made up.Aye but they can’t even make it up right. If I was going to make shit up I’d at least go to the bother of ensuring it made some sort of sense. Ah well, if it gives folk comfort and/or solace it’s not my place to criticise. Not for me but all the best to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 (edited) 44 minutes ago, sjc said: My wife is a big fan of his work but I remain heavily sceptical whilst he continues to dodge answering my numerous requests for information. Why don't you send a prayer of complaint to his boss? Poor performance has to be dealt with. Edited July 11, 2018 by Tommy Nooka 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, NJ2 said: Aye but they can’t even make it up right. If I was going to make shit up I’d at least go to the bother of ensuring it made some sort of sense. Ah well, if it gives folk comfort and/or solace it’s not my place to criticise. Not for me but all the best to them. That's very Christian of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 That's very Christian of you.I’m sure it is. I went to a humanist service once and they seemed a sound lot. Just try being sound to on another and we’ll get on no bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Rugster said: Jesus doesn't exist. Like Rangers, and your football career. There is strong historical evidence to suggest there was a guy who we refer to as Jesus kicking around Galilee a couple of thousand years ago. He was likely charismatic and had a following amongst the populus. He wasn't the son of god; his mother wasn't a virgin (though there is a question about the translation that led to that claim anyway); he did not perform miracles; and he didn't rise from the dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 I've always found a strong correlation between those who have 'Christian' in there Twitter bio and utter cnuts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuggz Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 My favourite cheeses are Red Leicester and Wensleydale. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 I don't know Jesus but I kent his faither... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 He knows me, and he knows I'm right. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: He was my favourite character in the Big Lebowski. Does that count? ...but he's a pervert, Dude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 40 minutes ago, PWL said: I've always found a strong correlation between those who have 'Christian' in there Twitter bio and utter cnuts. I've always found a strong correlation between people who use "there" when they mean "their" and utter cnuts. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 There is strong historical evidence to suggest there was a guy who we refer to as Jesus kicking around Galilee a couple of thousand years ago. He was likely charismatic and had a following amongst the populus. He wasn't the son of god; his mother wasn't a virgin (though there is a question about the translation that led to that claim anyway); he did not perform miracles; and he didn't rise from the dead. He sounds like a good c**t though, from what I can gather. It's the shite being done by others in his name that gets him a bad rep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: Fair comment. I also have a query about hell. The devil and jeebus hate each other right? So if we don’t follow old jeebs, we get sent to hell and the devil will punish us, why? We’ve obviously fucked off the guy he hates so it should be high fives and cold beers all round, no? Well maybe, but you're still in hell as opposed to getting your VIP heaven membership. Not sure Hezeus 'hated' the devil tbh. Plenty of good c***s in both places ofc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I once met a ballet dancer called Jesus in a Premier Inn in Glasgow. I don’t think it was the real “Jesus” though. Pics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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