ICTChris Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Folk saying they're 'going for a munch' when they're going to eat. Sounds like they're away to eat out of a fucking trough.People who judge how good food is by the size of the portions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 The way that September 11 2001 is portrayed as the worst disaster in modern times. It was an horrific attack but there have been worst things since and also in the years before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Tynierose said: According to certain sections of the press and society there has been much worse. Pleasing A front page Bin Laden would have been proud of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Posts that say things like ‘He’s got you just where he wants you’ or ‘He’s got you all dancing to his tune’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: The way that September 11 2001 is portrayed as the worst disaster in modern times. It was an horrific attack but there have been worst things since and also in the years before. There definitely have been a lot worse things happening since both in terms of sheer horror and bodycount, but all the wars, famines and genocides there have been post-2001 were never going to be as telegenic as big buildings in the middle of a major city being hit by airliners and subsequently falling down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Television ads showing children pretending to do grown up things. Wearing suits, attending business meetings, driving cars etc. As an equally cringe-inducing antonym, we're currently being served an ad for Haribo with a bunch of adults in a business meeting where their speech is overdubbed with "children's" voices as they discuss how much they like the sweets. Fucking toe-curling. You can also add child performers. Singers, dancers, athletes and the like. And the adults who fawn over them. I'll make an exception if you're a grandmother but otherwise, just f**k off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Television ads showing children pretending to do grown up things. Wearing suits, attending business meetings, driving cars etc. As an equally cringe-inducing antonym, we're currently being served an ad for Haribo with a bunch of adults in a business meeting where their speech is overdubbed with "children's" voices as they discuss how much they like the sweets. Fucking toe-curling. You can also add child performers. Singers, dancers, athletes and the like. And the adults who fawn over them. I'll make an exception if you're a grandmother but otherwise, just f**k off. Those Haribo adverts have been on the go for years. See also the heavy metal band, the suits in a lift and people waiting at a train station. I can also only presume Kidzania isn't rivalling Aspen as a holiday destination: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 22 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Those Haribo adverts have been on the go for years. See also the heavy metal band, the suits in a lift and people waiting at a train station. I can also only presume Kidzania isn't rivalling Aspen as a holiday destination: I wonder which Yew Tree suspect came up with this idea in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: People who judge how good food is by the size of the portions. Agreed. I know so many c***s who would rather go to some chain restaurant than someplace decent just because of the size of the portions. That extra scoopfull of frozen chips alongside some microwave lasagne, that they can't even fucking finish, justifies the extravagence of going out for a meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Shotgun said: Television ads showing children pretending to do grown up things. Wearing suits, attending business meetings, driving cars etc. This is all because the PC Brigade don't let us dress up monkeys anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 6 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: there's nowt (much) wrong wi' proper personalised plates Nah, they're still for total wanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My daughter trying to sing in tune. Your face is made of shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 People who go to see comedians and drunkenly shout their previous jokes/catchphrases at them, in the hope they’ll hear an anecdote that they’ve already heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Saw an advert for a guide dog charity this morning and for your monthly donation you'll get regular "pupdates". My spine still hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 When folk type or say 'ain't' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 On 9/9/2018 at 22:28, Cerberus said: Anyone who was in the armed forces and won’t shut up about it are cringey. Whether they say scran or not. They'll no doubt mention they were part of the best unit in the world too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 When folk type or say 'ain't'What if they are writing or talking about Jimmy Nail's seminal 1992 hit "Ain't No Doubt"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 I have not read all 26 pages so someone may have already mentioned this. Grown men doing the VAR thing at football matches. I have noticed it a couple of times this season; I hope the practice dies out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 People with Yes stickers on their car. Let it go mate, we asked the question, deal with the shite answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Football fans covering their mouth to talk. I've not yet seen it, but it will no doubt happen and it should be in here. Scottish people saying "we" about Man United, Barcelona, Juventus etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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