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10 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Was at Carnegie Hall in Dunfermline last night and was perusing the 'Upcoming Attractions' posters during the intermission.

Was devastated to see that Dick Campbell, George McNeill & Cowan are 'on tour' with their dinosaur memories.

An evening simply to be missed

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55 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Was at Carnegie Hall in Dunfermline last night and was perusing the 'Upcoming Attractions' posters during the intermission.

Was devastated to see that Dick Campbell, George McNeill & Cowan are 'on tour' with their dinosaur memories.

Let’s hope Zelensky flattens a bit of Moscow before then.

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Yesterday we had someone texting in a tenuous joke about the world's largest soap manufacturer being on the Isle of Barra (barra soop, f**king hilarious). Tam instantly takes this as fact, despite it being absolutely shite for a start never mind impossible. It took about 10mins before the penny dropped for the cretin. 

Then we had Cosgrave talking about footballers arriving at stadiums with headphones and hoodies on tossing up gang signs like "the 2 Live Crew" who haven't been relevant since at least the start of the 90s. 35 years of a genre of music and he remembers a pretty niche, underground act that were shit even back then.

The wifey guest sounded like a total mouth breathing mutant freak too.

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1 minute ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said:

Yesterday we had someone texting in a tenuous joke about the world's largest soap manufacturer being on the Isle of Barra (barra soop, f**king hilarious). Tam instantly takes this as fact, despite it being absolutely shite for a start never mind impossible. It took about 10mins before the penny dropped for the cretin. 

Then we had Cosgrave talking about footballers arriving at stadiums with headphones and hoodies on tossing up gang signs like "the 2 Live Crew" who haven't been relevant since at least the start of the 90s. 35 years of a genre of music and he remembers a pretty niche, underground act that were shit even back then.

The wifey guest sounded like a total mouth breathing mutant freak too.

But apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?

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15 hours ago, Swordfishtrombone said:

Christ knows who the rangers supporting woman that was on was but I got the impression she was only a bawhair from calling Celtic ******s.

Weird bit where Tam raised religion and supporting the Old Firm in the Hebrides and sure she said not an issue in Lewis as protestants there support Celtic, but then added Barra and Uists are mainly catholic and Celtic. As usual was fairly quickly moved on but was dying out for one of them to ask how many catholics support Rangers! (As an aside Kenny MacIntyre was on soon after so we know where Mull stands).

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19 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said:

Yesterday we had someone texting in a tenuous joke about the world's largest soap manufacturer being on the Isle of Barra (barra soop, f**king hilarious). Tam instantly takes this as fact, despite it being absolutely shite for a start never mind impossible. It took about 10mins before the penny dropped for the cretin. 

Then we had Cosgrave talking about footballers arriving at stadiums with headphones and hoodies on tossing up gang signs like "the 2 Live Crew" who haven't been relevant since at least the start of the 90s. 35 years of a genre of music and he remembers a pretty niche, underground act that were shit even back then.

The wifey guest sounded like a total mouth breathing mutant freak too.

Ach, 2 Live Crew were pretty notorious at the time, what with people getting arrested by undercover cops for the crime of selling As Nasty As They Wanna Be. I'm assuming he was still at the NME when that all happened so would make sense it made an impression, even if the idea that they were tossing up gang signs like Easy E is really funny. Pretty sure the only sign Uncle Luke throws up is the U of the University of Miami.

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21 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said:

Yesterday we had someone texting in a tenuous joke about the world's largest soap manufacturer being on the Isle of Barra (barra soop, f**king hilarious). Tam instantly takes this as fact, despite it being absolutely shite for a start never mind impossible. It took about 10mins before the penny dropped for the cretin. 

Then we had Cosgrave talking about footballers arriving at stadiums with headphones and hoodies on tossing up gang signs like "the 2 Live Crew" who haven't been relevant since at least the start of the 90s. 35 years of a genre of music and he remembers a pretty niche, underground act that were shit even back then.

The wifey guest sounded like a total mouth breathing mutant freak too.

Jeezo mate, just change the station. 

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