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My maths is pretty poor but I'm certainly not proud of it, I'm more angry about it. I don't know who sets the curriculum but the amount of needless shite we learned about was unreal. Pythagoras's theorem and algebra being the two that spring to mind. Neither of these things have been required in my life but counting has and I'm pretty fucking useless at that. Arithmetic should either be a completely different subject in schools or at the very least it should be the focus of maths classes and not the other pish they teach.

It used to be. I done both at O level many moons ago.
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2 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:
5 minutes ago, johnnydun said:
It's a bacon softie and a chipper.

You're just trolling now, bad johnnydun

Not at all, its just the correct way...

Softie >>> Roll >>> Buttie >>> Bun >>> Bap

Chipper >>> Chippy >>> Chip shop

Rowie >>> Buttery >>> Aberdeen roll

East Coast >>> Highlands >>> Central Belt.

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7 hours ago, johnnydun said:

Not at all, its just the correct way...

Softie >>> Roll >>> Buttie >>> Bun >>> Bap

Chipper >>> Chippy >>> Chip shop

Rowie >>> Buttery >>> Aberdeen roll

East Coast >>> Highlands >>> Central Belt.

I’m of no doubt whatsoever, that you’ll feature prominently on the Yewtree watchlist. 

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8 hours ago, johnnydun said:

Not at all, its just the correct way...

Softie >>> Roll >>> Buttie >>> Bun >>> Bap

Chipper >>> Chippy >>> Chip shop

Rowie >>> Buttery >>> Aberdeen roll

East Coast >>> Highlands >>> Central Belt.

@Div

I’d like to make a citizens arrest, please.

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11 hours ago, pozbaird said:

As if it isn’t bad enough that twats in Edinburgh are putting thin watery brown sauce on chips, we now have Dundonians and sheep worriers calling fish & chip shops ‘chippers’.

Sometimes I’m embarrassed to be Scottish. 😡

I had a haggis supper from a chipper on Rose Street in Edinburgh a couple of weeks ago. The haggis was dece, the chips were shite. The sauce was the best bit.

I can honestly say that I've never had an exceptional meal from a chip shop in either Edinburgh or Glasgow.

Fife, Dundee, Angus and Aberdeen are all far superior for deep fried takeaway food.

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47 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said:

It's a chipper in Peterhead.

We once had to ask folk in Peterhead if they spoke English during an exchange at the burger bit at Balmoor. 

That's pretty much all I have in the prosecution case, m'lud. 

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14 hours ago, johnnydun said:

Not at all, its just the correct way...

Softie >>> Roll >>> Buttie >>> Bun >>> Bap

Chipper >>> Chippy >>> Chip shop

Rowie >>> Buttery >>> Aberdeen roll

East Coast >>> Highlands >>> Central Belt.

14 hours and this filth has still not been deleted and the offender removed. We need new mods.

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4 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

14 hours and this filth has still not been deleted and the offender removed. We need new mods.

It is the correct way.

You will all see, the mods are on board with this and soon you will be too, just a matter of time.

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18 hours ago, A96 said:

Calling a chip shop a chippy is a CCOM.  Probably been debated at length on P&B but it’s a chipper. 

And whilst maybe not being moronic , anyone who has just a portion of chips and nothing else or just a single portion of fish/ sausage/ haggis etc without any chips is definitely OFTW.

So just to be clear:-

Portion of chips (any size) only  - unacceptable

Single Fish etc only - unacceptable

Fish supper , King Rib Supper etc - acceptable

Fish supper and a single black pudding - acceptable 

This is a chipper Image result for images of a potato chipper

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