Dee Man Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 59 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Anyone got any good recent photos of Kelly Brook? Last time I saw her she had put on the beef. It made me glad I didn't end up with her tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Last time I saw her she had put on the beef. It made me glad I didn't end up with her tbh. Depends how much, a little to work with isn't always a bad thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Saying one two one two two two two when checking if a microphone works. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 5 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Saying one two one two two two two when checking if a microphone works. Or yelling out from the crowd "Great, ye can count!" Also add: Cheering when a member of the bar staff drops and breaks a glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) 20 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I don't mind that. It was a thing from Loaded magazine in the 90s. They had a "Good work fella" award/section - eg if you sent in something vaguely interesting enough for them to publish you'd get a GWF mention. It was a decent magazine - it got lumped in with "lads" mags and lad culture but it was cleverer and funnier than more vacuous stuff like FHM. Rouges gallery was a favourite, they always shoe horned in a return of the Mack pun. Found a box of them up attic recently along with all the posters, Donna Air, Michelle Norkett ,Partridge, Denise van outen etc. Probably every issue from about the judge dread cover in the mid nineties to about 2001ish when it started to change its format. Edited April 5, 2019 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Norkett not Nurding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Also add: Cheering when a member of the bar staff drops and breaks a glass.Hold on, what is the word coming to if you can’t do that? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Hold on, what is the word coming to if you can’t do that? It's cretinous behaviour, the mark of a true moron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 19 hours ago, Dee Man said: I had a life size Kelly Brook poster from Loaded and it is the best thing I have ever owned. I miss that poster. ^^^had a hole cut in the poster type post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^had a hole cut in the poster type post Lies. Two actually. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Lies. Two actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 It's cretinous behaviour, the mark of a true moron. Guilty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Something that's got on my tits recently is people who leave reviews on Amazon to the effect of "Haven't tried it yet". These cretins presumably buy something then after a while get an automated email asking if they want to leave a review for it, yet lack the intelligence to realise it would be better to either wait until they've actually read/watched/used the thing or simply ignore the email in the first place. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 minute ago, nsr said: Something that's got on my tits recently is people who leave reviews on Amazon to the effect of "Haven't tried it yet". These cretins presumably buy something then after a while get an automated email asking if they want to leave a review for it, yet lack the intelligence to realise it would be better to either wait until they've actually read/watched/used the thing or simply ignore the email in the first place. This. Or alternatively "I gave the product 2 stars because it arrived late" Yes, that's definitely a fault of the product you fucking imbecilic fuckwitted twatalogue. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Tough Mudder 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Tough Mudder I've never done it and have no desire to do so. I don't really care if folk do it or not. What I do think is annoying is the manky fucks who don't go straight home and wash. I've been at Tesco a couple of times and there is someone walking around covered in mud. It screams of 'look at me'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 13 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 22 minutes ago, Skerla said: Tough Mudder I've never done it and have no desire to do so. I don't really care if folk do it or not. What I do think is annoying is the manky fucks who don't go straight home and wash. I've been at Tesco a couple of times and there is someone walking around covered in mud. It screams of 'look at me'. Similar to folk who wear festival wristbands for months afterwards. Manky fucks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Folk who play the piano in Central. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Folk who play the piano in Central. There's one in Dundee station now as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Hold on, what is the word coming to if you can’t do that? SACK THE JUGGLER!!!@@!!! WEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 52 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: There's one in Dundee station now as well Dundee is also full of smelly musical type folks. So I bet there's loads of attention seeking p***ks play it up there also. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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