Torpar Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 6 hours ago, Skerla said: Tough Mudder I now avoid going to the gym before 1pm on weekends, as weekend mornings its usually full of mid life crisis guys swaggering around in their "Tough Mudder finisher" t-shirts. Good for you, you did the bare minimum of finishing something you started, now stop hogging the bench with your feet up 30kg bench pressing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This. Or alternatively "I gave the product 2 stars because it arrived late" Yes, that's definitely a fault of the product you fucking imbecilic fuckwitted twatalogue. Amazon not having a dedicated form for delivery feedback is a bigger problem here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawpar Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 On 04/04/2019 at 13:55, Stellaboz said: Anyone got any good recent photos of Kelly Brook? Just before christmas. Bit on the big size but still wid. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 53 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Dundee is also full of smelly musical type folks. So I bet there's loads of attention seeking p***ks play it up there also. Hey, I had a shower on Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 35 minutes ago, pawpar said: Just before christmas. Bit on the big size but still wid. Bit on the big side my arse. She still has about 3 stones to go before being big. And about 15 to go before I'd think twice. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 It looks like she's had her tits done and it's making her look weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: It looks like she's had her tits done and it's making her look weird. For some reason I'm reminded of this: A pile of glossy magazines lay on a large black coffee table. They bore such titles as Wide-o, Scheme Scene and Bevvy Merchants. Madonna flicked idly through the magazine called Radge, coming to an abrupt halt as her eyes feasted on the pallid figure of Deek Prentice, resplendent in a purple, aqua and black shellsuit. ‘Phoah! Ah’d shag the erse oafay that anywey,’ she lustily exclaimed. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Absolutely glorious. It's like Stifler's mum but a bit younger and even hotter. I'd love to last 15aeconds before both tucking into a kebab. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Stifler's mum was a dog. She just had spectacular diddies. She had a face like Mr Ben. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Stifler's mum was a dog. She just had spectacular diddies. She had a face like Mr Ben. Never saw it tbh. See sentence 2. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Kelly Brook, Haley McQueen, Kawser Quamer. Yaaas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 People that wait outside shops before they've even opened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 9 minutes ago, philpy said: People that wait outside shops before they've even opened. I think they are called homeless people m8. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 People that wait outside shops before they've even opened. The Apple shop in Glasgow sees this often. Why would someone queue all night to spend top dollar, with no discount, for the latest piece of i-tat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: 5 hours ago, philpy said: People that wait outside shops before they've even opened. The Apple shop in Glasgow sees this often. Why would someone queue all night to spend top dollar, with no discount, for the latest piece of i-tat? Because they're an i-tit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Was mooching through a snowy wet Glasgow a few weeks ago at 0830on the way to a meeting. A couple of the shoe shops had queues round the block. One was entirely composed of Chinese people.I had no idea but it turns out it was the launch of a new Nike trainer.Utter fuds, one and all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 29 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: 5 hours ago, philpy said: People that wait outside shops before they've even opened. The Apple shop in Glasgow sees this often. Why would someone queue all night to spend top dollar, with no discount, for the latest piece of i-tat? When I worked at Iceland in Aberdeen folk always queued outside before opening, although at least half were jakies who sprinted to the booze section when the shop opened. When the new licensing laws came in in 2009 they stopped doing this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Willingly attending the Apprentice Boys of Derry march in Inverness today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 On 05/04/2019 at 19:17, 19QOS19 said: Stifler's mum was a dog. She just had spectacular diddies. She had a face like Mr Ben. I believe BOBFOC is the correct term. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Willingly attending the Apprentice Boys of Derry march in Inverness today.I was discussing this in Twitter - I can’t recall any marches like this in Inverness when I was a kid (1980s and 90s). My dad, who has lived in Inverness since 1968 and was a reporter there said there was one in the 1970s but it just bemused people. Yet about five years ago they started happening, it’s utterly bizarre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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