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On 12/9/2018 at 02:43, ah-dee said:

people that run down the front when their team scores and get a hug from the goalscore then hold onto them like its the defining moment of their life

It's certainly not the defining moment of my life, but being hugged by Amick Ciani after his goal against Clyde is probably in the top four defining moments of my life.

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On 07/12/2018 at 11:04, Zen Archer said:

Excellent that the British association for plastic surgery is abbreviated as BAAPS.

On 08/12/2018 at 23:47, Highland Capital said:

People who run down the front and chase after a player who've just scored into them, behind the wall of course though.

The below gif will show the moment that Iain Russell (Dumbarton hero) caused every single Dumbarton fan (myself included) to do just that...

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59 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said:

Replying "Living the dream" when asked how they're doing.

I've got a workmate who does this. Great patter.

I used to work with a guy who would say, "Another day, another dollar", when asked the same question at the start of every shift. Despite the fact we were paid in pounds. 

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Saying “worse things happen at sea” when faced with a minor problem/ mistake, occurs/ has been made. Typically by some moron that has packed something incorrectly or submitted an incorrect report- therefore costing time & money unnecessarily.
Yes, worse things have occurred at sea, but try making that comparison to the residents of Auschwitz or Nagasaki.

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People who get overly excited and run to the dancefloor at a christmas 'bring a party to a party' event, when the meal is done and the DJ cranks up the music with some banal track like the Black Eyed Peas, I Gotta A Feeling.

 

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