wishyman Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 I'm only 55, f**k! Some c**t went into a shop and thought, that'll do him nicely. Luckily for them they never put a tag on it. But I'll find you, you c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 When I was about 15 my parents gave me a Chris Deburg VHS tape of some fucking live concert despite my musical taste at that time ranging from punk to heavy metal. Mind you it was an upgrade on the previous year when they decided to buy me a goat which had been donated to a village in Ethiopia. I didn't even get to say hello to it before it left. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Was the goat fed?? Did it score??Sent from my STF-L09 using Tapatalk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumbartonBud Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: On 26/12/2018 at 00:15, DumbartonBud said: My boss of 5 years got me a gift, wine (very nice) and aftershave. I have a hipster beard and he also spelt my name wrong on the gift tag ...... about to look at S1 jobs. First world problems thread for this pish Currently drinking said bottle of wine and I don’t give a f@&k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 When I was about 15 my parents gave me a Chris Deburg VHS tape of some fucking live concert despite my musical taste at that time ranging from punk to heavy metal. Mind you it was an upgrade on the previous year when they decided to buy me a goat which had been donated to a village in Ethiopia. I didn't even get to say hello to it before it left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 My mother in law goes to the states 2 or 3 times a year and LOVES garage sales. 100% of her gifts to the family are picked up there. Absolute tat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brummie Clyde Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Enjoyed my Nan opening her presents, with comments like:-"Another packet of biscuits""Oh some toffees, well...."She got a framed picture of a distant relative and said "well I don't like him, he's spoilt". She is seriously considering using the frame for someone else's picture. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 The missus still hasnt opened hers, ungrateful witch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysartrovers Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 The missus still hasnt opened hers, ungrateful witchYou can't say she is ungrateful since she doesn't even know what it is yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 For the first time in ISIS knows how long, my mum *didn't* get me Oor Wullie or the Broons annuals. Utterly delighted with that, they were past their sell by date donkeys ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 My mother in law got me a copy of ‘The Festival’ on DVD, a film I would never watch on a medium I never use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 On 12/28/2018 at 22:01, Joe Terrapin said: Mind you it was an upgrade on the previous year when they decided to buy me a goat which had been donated to a village in Ethiopia. I didn't even get to say hello to it before it left. I did that for a wedding present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 We got our kids a "give a goat to a third world family" for a birthday once or something. My wife thought it was like one of those child sponsorship schemes and was apparently expecting to get regular updates on how the goat was doing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 We got our kids a "give a goat to a third world family" for a birthday once or something. My wife thought it was like one of those child sponsorship schemes and was apparently expecting to get regular updates on how the goat was doing.Was the goat curried or roasted? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 We never found out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 We never found out.Didnt you get your regular "tupdates" then? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 2 hours ago, nsr said: We got our kids a "give a goat to a third world family" for a birthday once or something. My wife thought it was like one of those child sponsorship schemes and was apparently expecting to get regular updates on how the goat was doing. You're Kidding? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 My brother got me a pair of Simpson cuff links I’m over 50 ffs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 6 hours ago, nsr said: For the first time in ISIS knows how long, my mum *didn't* get me Oor Wullie or the Broons annuals. Utterly delighted with that, they were past their sell by date donkeys ago. That's reminded me that when I was 23, my Mum bought me a pair of tartan baffies. The kind that covered the ankle, with a zip up the side, as modelled by Grandpa Broon. I caught a cold in early January and she told me "That's because you won't wear your slippers!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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