jagfox Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 11 hours ago, Flybhoy said: Did he not bite a homeless guy on the face once? Kicked over their cider... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Please clarify, the Davies fellow or you workmate?Alan Davies! Seemingly he was very drunk in the bar one night ranting on how little he was paid compared to other comedians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: Alan Davies! Seemingly he was very drunk in the bar one night ranting on how little he was paid compared to other comedians. Maybe so, but he's not a comedian, is he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 What really bugs me about Alan Davies - and QI in general - is their constant interruptions and talking over each other and the host, in a vain attempt to appear funny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: What really bugs me about Alan Davies - and QI in general - is their constant interruptions and talking over each other and the host, in a vain attempt to appear funny. Is that not the raison d'etre of those kind of shows? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Is that not the raison d'etre of those kind of shows? Aye, to an extent. And I agree it's hard to avoid. But imagine you were down the pub with 4 mates and you're telling an amusing / interesting story ... the odd interjection you would expect, but one of your mates launching into their own patter mid-stream would not be acceptable. Edited April 14, 2019 by Cardinal Richelieu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Aye, to an extent. And I agree it's hard to avoid. But imagine you were down the pub with 4 mates and you're telling an amusing / interesting story ... the odd interjection you would expect, but one of your mates launching into their own patter mid-stream would not be acceptable. You must have a great imagination... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Aye, to an extent. And I agree it's hard to avoid. But imagine you were down the pub with 4 mates and you're telling an amusing / interesting story ... the odd interjection you would expect, but one of your mates launching into their own patter mid-stream would not be acceptable. True, but you might also be a bit ticked if your mate murdered someone, or shagged your missus. Telly land is a strange place. Also, 4 mates? Fooling naebdy, Your Eminence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 That's why I said "imagine" guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Maybe so, but he's not a comedian, is he? Apparently so, but having watched his stand up I think it's up for dispute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Alan Davies does well to consistently be the unfunny one on a show that Phil Jupitus regularly appears on. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: What really bugs me about Alan Davies - and QI in general - is their constant interruptions and talking over each other and the host, in a vain attempt to appear funny. Thought his place in QI, was to be the idiot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 6 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Aye, to an extent. And I agree it's hard to avoid. But imagine you were down the pub with 4 mates and you're telling an amusing / interesting story ... the odd interjection you would expect, but one of your mates launching into their own patter mid-stream would not be acceptable. The Cardinal has at least 2 mates... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 33 minutes ago, tamthebam said: The Cardinal has at least 2 mates... With mates like those... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 38 minutes ago, tamthebam said: The Cardinal has at least 2 mates... April on the P&B Mods calendar. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post eddiemunster Posted April 14, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 14, 2019 When Dion Dublin was stealing a wage from Celtic he was a regular in a Merchant City restaurant I worked in. He was sound as f**k, enjoyed a big bottle of Tiger Beer and often sat at the bar talking music and general shite after his dinner. I believe he was living on his Todd in a rented flat and so appreciated a bit of patter and somewhere to hang about. He was made welcome to hang about whilst we cashed up and had a staff beer with us a few times. A few weeks into his stay he comes in midweek as usual, but this time with Roy Keane in tow, wearing a permanent scowl. Sat him in his usual spot in the corner, got their order and left them to it after they ordered. Clearly deep in conversation I didn't want to intrude. After dinner Dion brings Roy up to sit at the bar and they have a drink while I'm cashing up and generally sorting things to close for the night. I'm behind the bar, directly between these two famous c***s and so say "ha, feels like I'm on Question of Sport here" and Keane aggressively spits "why the f**k's that then?" I politely explain that I'm between two famous footballers in a panel like situation and that it wasn't particularly funny but was just a joke nonetheless. The atmosphere is fairly shite from that point onwards. Shortly thereafter they leave. About half an hour later as I'm about to phone myself a taxi, there's a chap on the door and it's Dion Dublin. He came back to apologise for Roy Keane saying "he's a fucking p***k" and that he was really embarrassed. No apologies necessary, he is a p***k, but you're sound and we'll see you again soon. Had a wee farewell night out with Dion when he was leaving Celtic, got steaming in One Up which was horrendous but then had a lock in back at the restaurant and the big man was loving a smoke. Sound c**t Dion Dublin. Keane? w****r. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: When Dion Dublin was stealing a wage from Celtic he was a regular in a Merchant City restaurant I worked in. He was sound as f**k, enjoyed a big bottle of Tiger Beer and often sat at the bar talking music and general shite after his dinner. I believe he was living on his Todd in a rented flat and so appreciated a bit of patter and somewhere to hang about. He was made welcome to hang about whilst we cashed up and had a staff beer with us a few times. A few weeks into his stay he comes in midweek as usual, but this time with Roy Keane in tow, wearing a permanent scowl. Sat him in his usual spot in the corner, got their order and left them to it after they ordered. Clearly deep in conversation I didn't want to intrude. After dinner Dion brings Roy up to sit at the bar and they have a drink while I'm cashing up and generally sorting things to close for the night. I'm behind the bar, directly between these two famous c***s and so say "ha, feels like I'm on Question of Sport here" and Keane aggressively spits "why the f**k's that then?" I politely explain that I'm between two famous footballers in a panel like situation and that it wasn't particularly funny but was just a joke nonetheless. The atmosphere is fairly shite from that point onwards. Shortly thereafter they leave. About half an hour later as I'm about to phone myself a taxi, there's a chap on the door and it's Dion Dublin. He came back to apologise for Roy Keane saying "he's a fucking p***k" and that he was really embarrassed. No apologies necessary, he is a p***k, but you're sound and we'll see you again soon. Had a wee farewell night out with Dion when he was leaving Celtic, got steaming in One Up which was horrendous but then had a lock in back at the restaurant and the big man was loving a smoke. Sound c**t Dion Dublin. Keane? w****r. Astonished to find out Roy Keane is an arsehole. Nothing will ever seem real again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 When Dion Dublin was stealing a wage from Celtic he was a regular in a Merchant City restaurant I worked in. He was sound as f**k, enjoyed a big bottle of Tiger Beer and often sat at the bar talking music and general shite after his dinner. I believe he was living on his Todd in a rented flat and so appreciated a bit of patter and somewhere to hang about. He was made welcome to hang about whilst we cashed up and had a staff beer with us a few times. A few weeks into his stay he comes in midweek as usual, but this time with Roy Keane in tow, wearing a permanent scowl. Sat him in his usual spot in the corner, got their order and left them to it after they ordered. Clearly deep in conversation I didn't want to intrude. After dinner Dion brings Roy up to sit at the bar and they have a drink while I'm cashing up and generally sorting things to close for the night. I'm behind the bar, directly between these two famous c***s and so say "ha, feels like I'm on Question of Sport here" and Keane aggressively spits "why the f**k's that then?" I politely explain that I'm between two famous footballers in a panel like situation and that it wasn't particularly funny but was just a joke nonetheless. The atmosphere is fairly shite from that point onwards. Shortly thereafter they leave. About half an hour later as I'm about to phone myself a taxi, there's a chap on the door and it's Dion Dublin. He came back to apologise for Roy Keane saying "he's a fucking p***k" and that he was really embarrassed. No apologies necessary, he is a p***k, but you're sound and we'll see you again soon. Had a wee farewell night out with Dion when he was leaving Celtic, got steaming in One Up which was horrendous but then had a lock in back at the restaurant and the big man was loving a smoke. Sound c**t Dion Dublin. Keane? w****r. I find him kind of amusing on Homes Under The Hammer. It’s as if he’s some ex footballer who’s had a complete meltdown, thinks he’s really a tv presenter, so keeps turning up alongside Martin and Lucy and just won’t go away [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Dion Dublin just kinda looks sound as fuck doesn't he? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 8 hours ago, eddiemunster said: Sound c**t Dion Dublin. Keane? w****r. I would imagine most on here thought Keane was a w***** before that anecdote. Still worth a read, all the same! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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