microdave Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Not in a toilet but I once saw a dirty transit van that had written in said dirt, I wish my wife was this dirty. Underneath, it said She is! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tungston weasel Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Im taking a shit while rwading this.This is like shitting in a public toilet in the confort of my own home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, the tungston weasel said: Im taking a shit while rwading this. This is like shitting in a public toilet in the confort of my own home. Get that on the wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 hour ago, microdave said: Not in a toilet but I once saw a dirty transit van that had written in said dirt, I wish my wife was this dirty. Underneath, it said She is! Can confirm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 When I worked at a popular supermarket chain, someone wrote on the gents' toilet wall, in very large letters, that the much-hated general manager of the store had forcibly copulated with his (the writer's) grandfather. A week later that wall had been re-painted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 I found the legend "pieandbovril.com" scrawled in one of the cubicles at the Mitchell library - might have been around 2006/2007? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Estragon said: I found the legend "pieandbovril.com" scrawled in one of the cubicles at the Mitchell library - might have been around 2006/2007? nice to see Div found the P&B target audience- toilet perverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Makes a change from willies- https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-48260097 "People would have a hard time drawing a vulva from memory"- well, me for one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 All items weighing more than 1lb must be lowered by hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Dynam Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Toilet in Greenock 'Harkness loves thay buttocks' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Be a man, not a mouse Have a w**k, it’s on the house Springburn College 1983 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Years ago when I went to Kirkcaldy Technical College we did our theory work in the tower block classrooms. When you went for a shit, emblazoned on the cubicle door was the following. 'Friends, on this floor is the building department, above is business studies, once more society prepares us for management shitting on the workers' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bishopburn boy Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 The gents bog in the murrayfield hotel , circa 2000, had the legend Free the S-club7 always made me laugh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris Hilltoon Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Few years back, in what is now Clarkes in Dundee, I spotted what still remains my favourite. Written next to the coin slot on the condom machine "For refund, insert baby here" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 When West Ham were still at Upton Park, we had QPR at home on a Sunday. I'd been out the previous night and was hanging out my arse. Second half started and I could wait no longer, so I sprinted to the bogs. An utter mess, piss everywhere but I had to go. Mid shite, I looked to my left and noticed someone had written: "Toy Story 2 was ok" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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