GordonD Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 7 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Genuinely took me a minute to realise she wasn't supposed to be peeing into the gutter from the window ledge. There are places folk would pay good money for that kind of show. 'Kebab' in this case wasn't a euphemism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 You know the song "Sorry Miss Jackson" by Outkast? Been out for about 20 years? Well its only the other day that I realised the lyrics were "Sorry Miss Jackson.......never meant to make your daughter cry" I thought the lyrics were "never meant to make your doctor cry" and I always thought it was a bit strange. Makes sense now with the rest of the song.I'm sorry miss jackson. I am from Ryhl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 1 minute ago, D.A.F.C said: 21 hours ago, Dindeleux said: You know the song "Sorry Miss Jackson" by Outkast? Been out for about 20 years? Well its only the other day that I realised the lyrics were "Sorry Miss Jackson.......never meant to make your daughter cry" I thought the lyrics were "never meant to make your doctor cry" and I always thought it was a bit strange. Makes sense now with the rest of the song. I'm sorry miss jackson. I am from Ryhl. Get you get me a ticket for the home end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 7 hours ago, throbber said: It was just a bit of blue milk, I doubt she even noticed tbf and I got my coffee this morning without having to go to the shops so everyones a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Not sure if I read it on here somewhere , but , only recently found out that a vehicles fuel gauge has an arrow pointing out what side the filling cap is on. This kinda shite should be compulsory on the driving exam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 I didnt realise that you could make your computer work faster by hitting ctrl + alt + the up arrow button! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 I once asked "where's the elbow grease?" when I asked to use some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 2 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: On 28/06/2019 at 20:19, Dindeleux said: You know the song "Sorry Miss Jackson" by Outkast? Been out for about 20 years? Well its only the other day that I realised the lyrics were "Sorry Miss Jackson.......never meant to make your daughter cry" I thought the lyrics were "never meant to make your doctor cry" and I always thought it was a bit strange. Makes sense now with the rest of the song. I'm sorry miss jackson. I am from Ryhl. Very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 3 hours ago, saint dave said: Not sure if I read it on here somewhere , but , only recently found out that a vehicles fuel gauge has an arrow pointing out what side the filling cap is on. This kinda shite should be compulsory on the driving exam. Absolute pish and an urban myth. Not on my Austin Allegro anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 On 28/06/2019 at 20:19, Dindeleux said: You know the song "Sorry Miss Jackson" by Outkast? Been out for about 20 years? Well its only the other day that I realised the lyrics were "Sorry Miss Jackson.......never meant to make your daughter cry" I thought the lyrics were "never meant to make your doctor cry" and I always thought it was a bit strange. Makes sense now with the rest of the song. f**k me. Have this on record, listened to it millions of tines always thought it was doubt or cry?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 I beat off a couple of times to Lady Gaga until I found out it was a hermaphrodite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 I only realised recently that 'chuggers' is a composite of 'charity' and 'muggers'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: I beat off a couple of times to Lady Gaga until I found out it was a hermaphrodite. If you found "it" attractive, why would that make any difference? Can't say that I ever cared what Jamie Lee Curtis was keeping in her pants when True Lies was on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 I'm sorry miss jackson. I am from Ryhl.I was clearly drunk last night as I didn't even notice you had spelt Rhyl wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 If you found "it" attractive, why would that make any difference? Can't say that I ever cared what Jamie Lee Curtis was keeping in her pants when True Lies was on.You have clearly never looked at Hope Solo's oeuvre then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Moomintroll said: You have clearly never looked at Hope Solo's oeuvre then. I hadn't realised quite how widespread vaginoplasty had become in porn until that whole kerfuffle. She actually seemed more interested in taking pictures of her winking starfish, so maybe the folk complaining were getting confused? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 I hadn't realised quite how widespread vaginoplasty had become in porn until that whole kerfuffle. She actually seemed more interested in taking pictures of her winking starfish, so maybe the folk complaining were getting confused? Ah, so has she been doing a sideline as the before model then? Or is there some weird vaginal enlargement thing that I literally & figuratively do not want to get into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 That and the horror of discovering a hoard of crusty socks at the back of her dads wardrobe.I misread this as herd of crusty socks and was ready to comment about the creative imagery from such a throwaway comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 6 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I hadn't realised quite how widespread vaginoplasty had become in porn until that whole kerfuffle. She actually seemed more interested in taking pictures of her winking starfish, so maybe the folk complaining were getting confused? Her gash is utterly horrific, looks like something out of Alien vs Predator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliethedug Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Her gash is utterly horrific, looks like something out of Alien vs Predator. [emoji33]A bit like your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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