charon Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Super League players might be looking to get out. Hulk wid be worth an offer afore Friday * Whit other decent players are over there the now? Oscar is the only other I can think of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgertheeuro24witness Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Flu Man-(a)chu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 No league table from CNA yet, hopefully the creator hasn’t succumbed to the deadly sniffles. A lot off activity, so maybe needs time to compute. Singapore and Malaysia put in strong first half performances, now hitting 7 each to challenge Thailand for second. Thailand blinked, then pulled away with an impressive performance in front of goal, asserting their superiority and cementing second with a 14 total. China though continue to show their class and dedication hitting a high of 5496 (SARs has a higher ‘kill rate’ 14% against the current sniffle rate of 2%, but this spreads much faster). 25 new deaths for them. At the relegation end of the table Ivory Coast join the fray as do Canada and Cambodia. Vietnam, who should be a medal challenger finally doubled their tally to 2. Surely the countries governing body will be reviewing the managers position for such a shocking display. First ringers for the US are mid air as this is typed, enroute to Anchorage. (https://www.flightradar24.com/data/flights/k4371). UK are still undecided on whether to bring ringers in from Wuhan after seeing the players on offer. Videos purporting to show Wuhan residents shouting and singing to each other to stay strong have been miss translated and they are allegedly demanding the immediate expulsion of these ringers. Coronavirus: Britons in China want more support from UK https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51279436 Singapore following the legal declaration of quarantine have now stated, anyone in quarantine will be paid S$100 (£55) daily. They are not accepting applicants from Paisley, Greenock or Fife. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Got an email from my boys school yesterday saying that any pupils or parents who have been to Wuhan recently to stay away from the school until 14 days since their return has expired. Just received an updated version now saying that this has been extended to anyone who has travelled to China or Hong Kong. Shit is getting real, yo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Yes Thailand hitting 14 confirmed cases, but probably much more. Some quotes from our Govenment to highlight what other nations are up against. First up Monday evening.... Quote We are 100% in control of the situation. Tuesday morning Quote There is no way of us stopping the spread of the virus. Reporter asked the Health Dept "Do we know how this virus is travelling"? Quote By plane Class. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Yes Thailand hitting 14 confirmed cases, but probably much more. Some quotes from our Govenment to highlight what other nations are up against. First up Monday evening.... We are 100% in control of the situation. Tuesday morning There is no way of us stopping the spread of the virus. Reporter asked the Health Dept "Do we know how this virus is travelling"? By plane Class.With that kind of response, the health department individual should be invited onto this thread, he would fit right in.Just about to top 6000 in China with 9000 being tested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 (edited) Edited January 29, 2020 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 UAE now allegedly joining in the competition. On a positive note, Starbucks have started closing their stores in China. Maybe this Brave New World after the sniffles won’t be that bad after-all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Have any P&B'ers had sex with a live, wild or farm animal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Have any P&B'ers had sex with a live, wild or farm animal? Not since T in the Park became a non camping event. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarballs Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Just came for a shit, decided to check P&B General Nonsense to see if there was any action on the recently quiet Heads Gone thread. Spotted this one at the top of the list, thought I'd check in to see if we're any closer to being wiped out as a species and boom! Straight away, a BBC News alert popped up saying that the UK has suspended flight from mainland China. Spooky!This felt like it was worth sharing in my head, initially. Now I am unsure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 12 hours ago, Dee Man said: Kung Flu Shighting Once the explosive diahorrea phase kicks in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Ba suspending all flights to China 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 They need to build a fence around the country to keep them in. Something like China's Great Fence or similar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I love that it says "avoid", like it's more of a guideline than a strict rule It's a lot to take in. If you do decide to have sex with an animal, you then need to be extra careful how you cook it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Lion Air (Indonesia) now suspending all flights to China from 1st. Expect this to be. common theme the next few days Malindo Air flight from Sabah quarantined in Tianjin because two passengers unwell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Leeches are the answerQAnon disagree. According to the far right conspiracy theory loonballs, the only way to escape the horrors of coronavirus is to drink bleach. Sounds a bit Jonestown-ish to me, but if QAnon says it, it must be so. https://www.thedailybeast.com/qanon-conspiracy-theorists-magic-cure-for-coronavirus-is-drinking-lethal-bleach 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: QAnon disagree. According to the far right conspiracy theory loonballs, the only way to escape the horrors of coronavirus is to drink bleach. Sounds a bit Jonestown-ish to me, but if QAnon says it, it must be so. https://www.thedailybeast.com/qanon-conspiracy-theorists-magic-cure-for-coronavirus-is-drinking-lethal-bleach Not read the link but I assume they recommend this one: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ross. said: Not read the link but I assume they recommend this one: Nice with gin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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