tongue_tied_danny Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, jock_the_squak said: My 1st wife was a nurse and I can assure you she looked feck all like that 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, tongue_tied_danny said: Had worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) Tonight I'm testing the effects of MDMA on the possiblity of catching it. Will report back when the results are in. Edited March 14, 2020 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock_the_squak Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 If Trump and Johnson die because of the Coronavirus then it will (almost) be worth it.Wasn't trump pictured shaking hands with someone who had it.? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 My 1st wife was a nurse and I can assure you she looked feck all like thatWe'll be the judge of that.pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Had worse. That's what she said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistermark 75 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 My 62 yr old mate is flying to Bali for ten days on Monday for a holiday. Is he mental? I’m trying to tell him he is but he won’t listen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 21 minutes ago, Gaz said: That video of the car with the loudspeaker going around Benidorm is fucking terrifying TBH. One of my workmates is getting married at the end of May, and his stag do was supposed to be in Benidorm this weekend. He couldn't go though as he had to have a tumour on his kidney removed, but a couple of guys found out that they were going to lose most of their money if they cancelled, so they flew out yesterday. Ouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mistermark 75 said: My 62 yr old mate is flying to Bali for ten days on Monday for a holiday. Is he mental? I’m trying to tell him he is but he won’t listen. He obviously thinks escaping the authorities is better than certain death. Has he had his computer fixed by PC World recently? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Mistermark 75 said: My 62 yr old mate is flying to Bali for ten days on Monday for a holiday. Is he mental? I’m trying to tell him he is but he won’t listen. It’s like my parents. My dad is well over 70 with shit loads of health problems but they are totally not getting the “stay in the house” message. They’re like “we’ll be ok if we just go on the bus to the cafe for a cup of tea” no, no you won’t. Dad will almost certainly die. i wouldn’t mind but I am moving into a new flat tomorrow a week early, because I am a fair risk to catch this and I’m terrified he’ll catch it from me. I won’t have any furniture, enough cookery stuff to make about one meal and no television at all. All that and they f**k it up for a cup of tea! Edited March 14, 2020 by Jambomo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, Mistermark 75 said: My 62 yr old mate is flying to Bali for ten days on Monday for a holiday. Is he mental? No. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: Lot of them come out of habit. Sit in the cafe n have a blether n gets a few things n off they pop their clogs. They keep the counters / bakery open FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 hours ago, mathematics said: Just as I was starting to get worried that I’d get bored: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/18305445.amp/ Im told by a ‘friend’ is actually clean and sheets etc changed regularly through the evening. Tend not to touch finger buffet though..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 My daughter's school yesterday were making sure every pupil had everything they needed to access online resources like GLOW and Show My Homework, while my niece in 5th year at another school said all the 4th-6th year pupils were issued with their new iPads. I'd be surprised if the schools are still open by Monday week. I would guess they will try and hold on until they stop for Easter on 3rd April, but doubt they can wait that long.I can't photocopy a handful past papers, my school is losing up to 6 FTE members of staff, we have about 60 kids who don't speak English but little or no EAL support and I had to wait 6 weeks for a Reed Switch that cost £11.49 but there are schools out there giving not only iPads but new iPads (presumably replacing iPads they already had)? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I'd like the WHO to tell us when Townshend's book is coming out. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 18 minutes ago, Mistermark 75 said: My 62 yr old mate is flying to Bali for ten days on Monday for a holiday. Is he mental? I’m trying to tell him he is but he won’t listen. Getting the f*** out of Europe, which seems to be the epicentre just now, isn't necessarily a bad thing tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Salvo Montalbano said: I can't photocopy a handful past papers, my school is losing up to 6 FTE members of staff, we have about 60 kids who don't speak English but little or no EAL support and I had to wait 6 weeks for a Reed Switch that cost £11.49 but there are schools out there giving not only iPads but new iPads (presumably replacing iPads they already had)? They are new, not replacing anything. It's all part of this scheme... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-49475108 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 20 minutes ago, Mistermark 75 said: My 62 yr old mate is flying to Bali for ten days on Monday for a holiday. Is he mental? I’m trying to tell him he is but he won’t listen. Where would you rather die? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 21 minutes ago, Mistermark 75 said: My 62 yr old mate is flying to Bali for ten days on Monday for a holiday. Is he mental? I’m trying to tell him he is but he won’t listen. Probably just wants to end it with a bang. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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