Detournement Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 18 minutes ago, NotThePars said: My next door neighbour's spent half of the last fortnight just smoking in the garden and going for walks. He's in his 40s as well. Living the dream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dunfermline Don said: Unashamedly stolen from the Fife Jammers FB page: ***BREAKING NEWS*** THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK. The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s. IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at Parks and beaches: Imbeciles Half wits Morons Troglodytes Ignoramus’ Simpletons Illiterates Idiots Dickheads Twats Fucktards Fuckwits p***ks Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing ....... help save our NHS and flatten the curve That's the majority of the UK tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 36 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Turner Prize? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Should have added deplorables and sheeple to guarantee a good turnout. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutankhamen Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: Someone really should make a joke about the Juniors forum at this point... Oi, we may be old but we're no daft. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Mind that time D.A.F.C made an arse of himself and then apologised. A dae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 38 minutes ago, Dunfermline Don said: Unashamedly stolen from the Fife Jammers FB page: ***BREAKING NEWS*** THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK. The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s. IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at Parks and beaches: Imbeciles Half wits Morons Troglodytes Ignoramus’ Simpletons Illiterates Idiots Dickheads Twats Fucktards Fuckwits p***ks Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing ....... help save our NHS and flatten the curve Shite. Most people use parks and stay safe. Same with beaches. Only someone with a garden would post that. I do have one btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Update from Saturday's musings. Neighbour that I grassed on's mother has fallen out with another neighbour as she thinks she phoned the police as she had a go at her about going to other folks houses. The thing is, they work together [emoji102] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 1 hour ago, tongue_tied_danny said: ^^^ not doing it right. 41 minutes ago, aaa said: ^^^ winner. Worthy of a double Charles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, philpy said: Update from Saturday's musings. Neighbour that I grassed on's mother has fallen out with another neighbour as she thinks she phoned the police as she had a go at her about going to other folks houses. The thing is, they work together y2mate.com - jonathan frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds_GM-e46xdcUo_360p.mp4 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCDannyFTH Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 I think some nurses are better off without PPE 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Aww look. Mallo liked his post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 52 minutes ago, aaa said: That looks like Krissy Lynn to me. Er, or rather, a friend who knows about this sort of thing tells me this.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinheed Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Dunfermline Don said: Unashamedly stolen from the Fife Jammers FB page: ***BREAKING NEWS*** THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK. The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s. IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at Parks and beaches: Imbeciles Half wits Morons Troglodytes Ignoramus’ Simpletons Illiterates Idiots Dickheads Twats Fucktards Fuckwits p***ks Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing ....... help save our NHS and flatten the curve Wait a minute, I'm a Dickhead and haven't moved over the door. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 10 minutes ago, keithgy said: What a pair of arseholes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 3 weeks is up on Monday with the review being postponed, presumably till Boris can be involved. The talk seems to be more aimed at the type of loosening when it comes, I dont think anyone is talking like Monday is the end, but even so, it's just a confirmation that we will hit the point where rates of admission and death intersect with economic consequence. Certainly would bet the house on at least a 2 week extension being announced fairly soon though. But after that period, something will change. There will be at least some things allowed to get going again. Where's this "talk"? Most of the reports I've seen on the news are just assuming that the lockdown will be continued, despite the "three week review". The only people who seem to think it'll be lifted any time soon are the Facebook Ma and Facebook Da who assumed that the government's three week review meant an actual three week lockdown. We'll be in lockdown until at least the start of June. When it is lifted, it'll be very slow and methodical. Pubs and restaurants are not going to be open by the middle of June. And people can forget about holidays given the well documented spread of imported cases in places like China and Singapore. Social distancing is still going to be in place even when the lockdown is slowly lifted. I could be wrong, but I probably won't be. Buckle the f**k up and settle down for many more weeks and months of this; there might be brief moments when restrictions are lifted but they'll be temporary. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dirty dingus Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, alta-pete said: spoonface rebecca adlington scubs up naw too bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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