Bairnardo Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Disappointing lack of, "It was the heart". You've changed. Evidently I dont need to explain it to you....Anyway what you say isnt factually incorrect. It was the heart by way of the tit. However, it wasnt worry about skin, muscle or fat that caused my alarm and subsequent No Mas -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: That wasn't a vaccine, though. I know, it was to illustrate the point about rushing stuff out without proper rigorous testing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 7 hours ago, HooseLee said: Its brutal. I've got two psycho female neighbours. One thinks she is a pagan witch and the other has six cats and believes the others ones shite... the other day the witch one was lighting those hippy Joss sticks, putting them in a tattie in her garden and telling cat woman the the ones she was lighting gave her different powers. I'm watching the news religiously... to see when this lockdown is lifted. Glad to hear that my ex girlfriends are doing great. 6 hours ago, SlipperyP said: The UK can stick their Captain Tom up their arses. Thailand man 72, does it better. Taxi driver with no customers, went to a courier firm who were taking on temps. Thai PBS (a TV channel) were there and interviewed him. He showed the camera his wallet with ฿200, that was it, nothing else in the world. It went viral on social media when a "superstar" highlighted. Guy went his bank and ฿8.3 million is in his bank account from donations. https://www.bangkokpost.com/life/social-and-lifestyle/1907580/taxi-drivers-wealth-irks-ta-gets-daddy-itch-sex-pics-row#cxrecs_s I don't see Triple H giving this guy a custom made WWE Championship. 3 hours ago, pandarilla said: My faither is a card carrying communist. He is adamant that we should have a day every month where we should be encouraged to shoot lawyers for fun. He would very much agree with gd on the issue above. This makes you the David Miliband/ Pete Buttigieg/ Hilary Benn in this scenario then, yeah? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Steven W said: Right now, whilst it's true that the mortality rate is coming down a little, it seems that until a vaccine is found ( next year at earliest) anything that comes under the banner of 'fun' has no hope of going ahead. "under the banner of 'fun" " eh? So that means there's a good chance of the League restarting soon then.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Phil Aisthorpe If @MattHancock buys a box of cornflakes containing 7,122 flakes, how many food items does he have? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven W Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, tamthebam said: "under the banner of 'fun" " eh? So that means there's a good chance of the League restarting soon then.. Knew I'd get a reply like that when I wrote it out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 (edited) Slimy wee c**t https://videos.metro.co.uk/video/met/2020/04/28/2064898263973803160/640x360_MP4_2064898263973803160.mp4 Edited April 28, 2020 by dirty dingus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven W Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Wonder if the face covering thing that the FM has come out with is a prelude to the first step of easing the lockdown restrictions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Tempted to book a holiday.. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/28/lithuanian-capital-to-be-turned-into-vast-open-air-cafe-vilnius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Slimy wee c**t https://videos.metro.co.uk/video/met/2020/04/28/2064898263973803160/640x360_MP4_2064898263973803160.mp4 I'm not a fan at all but if they were genuinely acting on scientific advice then it's hard to blame one person.What I think they should apologise for is the running down of the health service over decades.The scientific advisers who came up with the herd immunity pish should be called out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 I mentioned at the start of April, Scotland will be asked to wear face masks by the end of the month. That's what is happening, before any lifts on the lockdown will happen. As always, we are ahead of the game and so could you, start making these mothers and get selling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 16 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: Slimy wee c**t https://videos.metro.co.uk/video/met/2020/04/28/2064898263973803160/640x360_MP4_2064898263973803160.mp4 Weird that he didn't offer his condolences, I don't think anyone can say this base been responded to perfectly and he once again dodges saying sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Most Trade Unions in this country are traditionally conservative organisations. They have been very muted during this crisis. 1 hour ago, Dele said: I was under the impression Unite was Labour? I was under the impression that unions were socialists. Silly me. In Scotland how many unions have decried Trident being based at Faslane? I keep harping on about Trident but that issue should be above party politics. No sane person should accept nuclear weapons in Scotland. All it takes is a nuclear accident at Coulport/Faslane and there is a radio-active cloud hanging above Glasgow just waiting on a fair wind blowing towards the East to take it over the Central Belt. That would mean for millenia Scotland would be a no-go area and would cease to exist as a country. Also how many unions have decried HS2 and the share that Scotland has to pay? Along with all the other expensive England-only projects. I worked for 30 years in the Railways and back in the day I was called a tartan tory because I opted out of paying a political levy to the Labour party. How times have changed. In Scotland the Tories and the Labour parties (including the Unions) are twa cheeks o’ the same erse. Both unionist and both delighted that Trident is in Scotland. Finally how many guid socialist union leaders are in the HoL? Finally, finally I have a lassie and three grandkids and I want them to grow and prosper in a nuclear free Scotland and the ONLY way that can happen is by Independence. Ye ken it makes sense. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Here's the Mintermind from the Sun who thinks the Scottish govt. approach to the Covid19 pandemic is to embarrass the tories. @tnewtondunn Yet again, Sturgeon announces a measure before the UK Govt. If it's not a concerted attempt to embarrass Westminster, it's having precisely that effect anyway. norman smith @BBCNormanS · 1h Scottish Govt recommend face coverings in shops and public transport 12:44 PM · Apr 28, 2020·Twitter Web App 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Wee Willie said: I was under the impression that unions were socialists. Silly me. In Scotland how many unions have decried Trident being based at Faslane? I keep harping on about Trident but that issue should be above party politics. No sane person should accept nuclear weapons in Scotland. All it takes is a nuclear accident at Coulport/Faslane and there is a radio-active cloud hanging above Glasgow just waiting on a fair wind blowing towards the East to take it over the Central Belt. That would mean for millenia Scotland would be a no-go area and would cease to exist as a country. Also how many unions have decried HS2 and the share that Scotland has to pay? Along with all the other expensive England-only projects. I worked for 30 years in the Railways and back in the day I was called a tartan tory because I opted out of paying a political levy to the Labour party. How times have changed. In Scotland the Tories and the Labour parties (including the Unions) are twa cheeks o’ the same erse. Both unionist and both delighted that Trident is in Scotland. Finally how many guid socialist union leaders are in the HoL? Finally, finally I have a lassie and three grandkids and I want them to grow and prosper in a nuclear free Scotland and the ONLY way that can happen is by Independence. Ye ken it makes sense. I would say unions are socialist at branch level however the folk in charge of the unions are getting unbelievable coin. As for are unions, I have no idea if unions are for or against trident. Trident should be first thing on the scrap heap once the virus is over and the gov are looking and penny pinching, it's clear nuclear warfare would actually be easier to deal with than a pandemic flu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Mahelp Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 The Express excels in lunacy and bitterness, but this is probably my favourite so far... https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1274909/coronavirus-uk-news-lockdown-latest-remainers-government-rules-covid-19-boris-johnson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Mahelp Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Tempted to book a holiday.. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/28/lithuanian-capital-to-be-turned-into-vast-open-air-cafe-vilnius The EU is apparently in discussion to allow (limited) travel within its borders to EU citizens, and those who reside in EU. It will not apply though to UK residents, allegedly. So forget France and Greece, start thinking about Ayr and Bognor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bob Mahelp said: The Express excels in lunacy and bitterness, but this is probably my favourite so far... https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1274909/coronavirus-uk-news-lockdown-latest-remainers-government-rules-covid-19-boris-johnson The poll of their readers below this story have 88% of their proud Brits telling Sturgeon to shut up and eat her cereal when it comes down to lockdown decisions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 ...not until the next election. #toryausteritykills 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Mahelp Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 17 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: ...not until the next election. #toryausteritykills Not until Brexit, where Tories and other old ignorant, xenophobic fuckwits demand that all foreigners are kicked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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