101 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 My roving reporter says Hermiston Gait is panic free if anyone needs a nutter free Tesco. Update will be provided when Agnus 56 and Irene 74 are fighting over the last marrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said: 59 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: I like how workplaces are now magically safer than March because they’ve got a few signs on the wall. Our offices despite being closed to the vast majority of the staff have been altered beyond recognition since March. Screens, new hands free entry systems, internal doors removed, thermal imaging temperature camera sytems and hands free sanitizer systems everywhere. Don't think too many will be much different (at least I would hope that was the case) Thermal imaging You just can't make up where this has gone!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 One of my stepdaughters starts back at work in a care home on Friday. She hasn't had her jab yet, and my wife thinks she might not get one as she's agency and not NHS. That couldn't be right, surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Anyone surprised at the behaviour of the general public should remember that Mrs Brown's Boys is repeatedly voted best Sitcom ever. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said: 58 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: I like how workplaces are now magically safer than March because they’ve got a few signs on the wall. Our offices despite being closed to the vast majority of the staff have been altered beyond recognition since March. Screens, new hands free entry systems, internal doors removed, thermal imaging temperature camera sytems and hands free sanitizer systems everywhere. Don't think too many will be much different (at least I would hope that was the case) None of that stops asymptomatic spread of air particles which is the main carrier. I was being a bit facetious, my workplace has done the requirements as well but won’t spend the big bucks on changing the airflow system or windows. It’s been a case of taking the furlough money due to low orders rather than safety. I just laugh when the SG says covid secure as if it means anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Binos said: Thermal imaging You just can't make up where this has gone!! We have one and several folk ignored it going red one day. “aye it was red for everyone so we can’t all be infected” ok then, seems legit. This is the reality of covid secure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 32 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: No, she didn’t. Ah my bad. You just decided to break the rules. No problem here tbh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: One of my stepdaughters starts back at work in a care home on Friday. She hasn't had her jab yet, and my wife thinks she might not get one as she's agency and not NHS. That couldn't be right, surely? Wouldn't surprise me tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 22 minutes ago, Rugster said: No doubt he’s just referring to his own UTTERLY SHITE INCOMPETENTLY MANAGED WORKPLACE as usual. What would you call a place that told you to switch off the covid app? Exceptional, trustworthy, well managed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 A video of two obese women fighting over the last ready meal in Asda like silverbacks in the jungle would be the perfect start to my year. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Gammons: Indominable British Spirit. The blitz mentality. Are cuntry. Keep calm and carry on. Also Gammons: WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' TOILET ROLL AND DRY PASTA?!?!?!?!???!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 11 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: One of my stepdaughters starts back at work in a care home on Friday. She hasn't had her jab yet, and my wife thinks she might not get one as she's agency and not NHS. That couldn't be right, surely? It would be insanely dumb if she's not. Keep us informed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: A video of two obese women fighting over the last ready meal in Asda like silverbacks in the jungle would be the perfect start to my year. Stop being a dick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Snafu said: Found this from a a few days ago as I was looking through ASDA twitter Come on covid! Do your worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: 28 days later confirmed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paco Posted January 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2021 Boris Johnson repeatedly insisting schools are safe, only to close them one day after returning from holidays might just be the best banter moment of the pandemic yet. Says they should be open this morning, closes them this evening. A lazy, dithering, cowardly c**t. 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Tesco South Rd was fine but there isn't a Cadburys hot chocolate T Disc to be found anywhere in the city 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 That's the wife lost her furlough as the agency she's with aren't continuing it. Great start to the fucking week... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 What are the bets that this mad-rush panic, which has packed every supermarket in the country with non-socially-distanced morons, will result in a wider spread of the virus than if Tier 4 level rules had just carried on? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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