Chicken Wing Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Just saw a guy come out of Greggs. As he was putting his money in to his wallet he didn't have any free hands to hold his baked purchase, so he held the bag in his mouth.Eating through the bag prevents the spread of germs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 I am glad that for Lent this year I gave up pasta and wiping my arse! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 I am glad that for Lent this year I gave up pasta and wiping my arse!^^ Big team found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I foresee P&B becoming an invaluable online teaching aid for kids whilst school is out. Statistics, modern studies, grammatical / spelling correction expertise... what could go wrong? In the interests of grammar, do I then have permission to have a go when people keep saying "it's went from..."? I accept that there are bigger problems right now, but it's driving me mad. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 34 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Get off the pedant fence. They’re all responsible. Cummings included. Could be worse, we could be the U.S, although I do agree that Cummings is a deeply disturbing individual. Thank f**k we have people like Chris Whittey and Patrick Vallance however that will lay it out in specific terms & will not kowtow to a bullying lurid tangerine wanktrumpet. Yes, well..., IIRC it's no time at all since he and government et al, were mouthing 'Herd immunity' as the way to go. Now they're acting according to the modelling of the academics report from Imperial College, London. Meanwhile, in the real world, Ireland has made huge orders for testing kits. Here, the medics aren't even being tested, let alone the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 39 minutes ago, cyderspaceman said: Those graphs are interesting. But what do they mean? Why are these regions so different? Or are they just 'ahead of the curve' and the rest will catch up? Fkn hope not. More doen to epicentres. Lombardy is the epicentre in Italy. Next two neighbour it. No exponential extrapolation required... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Finally succumbed to toilet roll panic and ordered 500 rolls from China at 10p a pop. Ooft, how much did that skin you?!... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jagfox Posted March 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Finally succumbed to toilet roll panic and ordered 500 rolls from China at 10p a pop. Ooft, how much did that skin you?!... Using Dangers Extrapolation quotient £3.2 million... 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Just now, 19QOS19 said: 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Finally succumbed to toilet roll panic and ordered 500 rolls from China at 10p a pop. Ooft, how much did that skin you?!... You should let Granny give you some arithmetic lessons. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Using Dangers Extrapolation quotient £3.2 million...You'll be paying in £500 notes I would assume? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Speaking with folk in Oz they're where we were 10 days ago A bit non plussed but slightly concerned Advised them about to go into full shitting bricks modeWhy? There’s absolutely no reason to. There is a “rational, controlled behaviour” mode which sits somewhere in the middle, and which we are all being expected to practice now. All that has happened in the last ten days is that certain leisure pursuits have been put on the back burner for a while. Nobody should be “shitting bricks” at this point. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 hour ago, The DA said: I'm adding 'fuckwitted shitgibbons' to my insult list. Highly prized in Far Eastern wet markets apparently... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 56 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Random Guy's Chinese Secret Service handlers have went back and deleted all his lunatic conspiracy posts from yesterday. Shame they've all pretty much been quoted. Hopefully his shelter building is going well. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: Why? There’s absolutely no reason to. There is a “rational, controlled behaviour” mode which sits somewhere in the middle, and which we are all being expected to practice now. All that has happened in the last ten days is that certain leisure pursuits have been put on the back burner for a while. Nobody should be “shitting bricks” at this point. No, that should be left for a fortnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 18 minutes ago, Romeo said: 20 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Using Dangers Extrapolation quotient £3.2 million... You'll be paying in £500 notes I would assume? €500s the note of international monetary exchange... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Here's more key workers majorly affected by the pandemic https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/money/5413822/timpson-to-close-all-2150-uk-shops-because-of-coronavirus/ 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Dele said: Still surprised the bold boy hasn't been pulled up more for that - quite clearly - racist post. Gearing up to be a terrific Sunday though. English people are not a different race. You could have said it was xenophobic, you'd still have been wrong, everyone in the south isn't English There are approx 60 million folk living south of the Scottish border. If even a small % tried to 'escape' to the wilds, Scotland (or Wales) would still be overrun. I'm sure the folk in these 'remoter' northern places wouldn't complain if there was a restriction on people from the central belt of Scotland scarpering up there. If it were indeed possible for folk to genuinely head into the 'wilds' with 3 months supplies then good luck to them but that's not what's happening. They could maybe do that in Australa , US or Canada for example but not in Scotland or Wales. Now, I do apologise for calling you a twat. It was a gratuitous insult which I don't even know is warranted as I have not read many of your posts. I intend to do so, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 minute ago, cyderspaceman said: English people are not a different race. You could have said it was xenophobic, you'd still have been wrong, everyone in the south isn't English There are approx 60 million folk living south of the Scottish border. If even a small % tried to 'escape' to the wilds, Scotland (or Wales) would still be overrun. I'm sure the folk in these 'remoter' northern places wouldn't complain if there was a restriction on people from the central belt of Scotland scarpering up there. If it were indeed possible for folk to genuinely head into the 'wilds' with 3 months supplies then good luck to them but that's not what's happening. They could maybe do that in Australa , US or Canada for example but not in Scotland or Wales. Now, I do apologise for calling you a twat. It was a gratuitous insult which I don't even know is warranted as I have not read many of your posts. I intend to do so, though. I've no idea what you're rabbling on about, the racist post was one of the DAFC accounts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 16 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: Why? There’s absolutely no reason to. There is a “rational, controlled behaviour” mode which sits somewhere in the middle, and which we are all being expected to practice now. All that has happened in the last ten days is that certain leisure pursuits have been put on the back burner for a while. Nobody should be “shitting bricks” at this point. Only those who're keeping up with Euronews and are seeing the daily coverage of Bergamo and it's hospitals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: It’s not just the Highlands that’s seeing moronic people ‘fleeing cities’ a guy in my work has gone to his caravan in the borders and is all over Facebook about it, clearly thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. found a bolthole and telling everyone about.aye,hes a genius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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