Wee Bully Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Try going down the Mecca and belting out a couple of hymns during the National and let us know how you get on.. Seriously, I'd have the cinema and bingo as the safer two simply down to orientation and lack of singing/praying out loud. All else, like ventilation, being equal.Part of me agrees, but...1. It is only “up to” 50 with 2m distancing,2. Given the age demographic of most Church goers in Scotland, if there is no uptick in cases / deaths on the back of this, it should be open season on everything else after,3. Given the overall view on “god botherers” on here, why wouldn’t they be your perfect guinea pigs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Meeting up in a garden she mentioned toilets but I missed it. Are you allowed into your pals house for a slash? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tout P'ti FC Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Rock steady? Did you wake up from a 15 year coma? G4S have did Hampden for years now Thanks for clarifying this important fact to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_carson Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Just now, Left Back said: Meeting up in a garden she mentioned toilets but I missed it. Are you allowed into your pals house for a slash? Stand in the garden and aim. Much more fun. But yes, I think that was mentioned. Pretty much as it was last June - if you need to go indoors to get to an outdoors area or to use the loo then that's fine but to practice hygiene . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Left Back said: Meeting up in a garden she mentioned toilets but I missed it. Are you allowed into your pals house for a slash? Back to the first lifting last time where you can go through the house if it's necessary to get to the back garden, and you can go in for a pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Le Tout P'ti FC said: Thanks for clarifying this important fact to me. I chuckled at this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 They're going to end up calling off the lower league season (again) as a result of the Old Firm game in a few weeks, aren't they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Left Back said: Meeting up in a garden she mentioned toilets but I missed it. Are you allowed into your pals house for a slash? Yes allowed indoors to get to a garden or go for a pish. Or shite if needed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Trying to avoid a full heads-gone at the places of worship one. I get the religion is important to a lot of people, I get that churches, mosques, synagogues etc. all do good work in their local community and I also understand that there are religious festivals coming up. But at the same time, is it not wrong for the government to start cherry-picking what indoor socialising is acceptable, while preaching to us about the science? It either is or isn't "safe" for 50 people to meet indoors with social distancing/masks, so why allow it for certain reasons but not others if this is a purely scientific decision? All of the arguments made for places of worship could be be applied to any number of clubs or organisations who will continue to be closed for some time. Just to balance the frustration at that policy, I am pleased for there at least to be acknowledgement that further easing can happen should the data continue to go the way it is currently going and that vaccines appear to be reducing not only hesitations and deaths, but transmission too. Will be interesting to see what the route-map looks like next Tuesday. The pub is my place of worship 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, Aufc said: The pub is my place of worship Turning water into wine will be allowed. Wine into water...no chance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginaro Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 (edited) Sturgeon: "We must not meet people from other household indoors yet, that is absolutely essential" Unless you're in the minority of the country that attends a place of worship of course. Maybe they should follow their good book. Matthew 6:6 - But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. Edited March 9, 2021 by Ginaro 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 Rather classic example of allowing people to do what practically everyone is already doing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 So for anyone who wants to meet up with more than a couple of pals in the extremely well ventilated outdoors just head along to your nearest church for a wee sing song indoors despite the SG, Letich etc telling us that the virus thrives on people congregating indoors... Sound. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 So from 26th March, people suffering from a mild delusional illness are permitted to gather in groups of up to 50 in order to grovel to their imaginary friend, but you can't get a haircut or enjoy a pint in a practically deserted pub? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Snafu said: Is there a bias towards religious people here? Given Jason Leitch is a massive god botherer then I would say so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Perhaps the church opening is a petri dish. Most of these congregations will be old fuckers who are well on their way to a second jag. This lot of dinosaur deniers survive shouting all over each other in a confined space for an hour and it might well be game on for more popular/useful things to open up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Well, that’s my head gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Just now, Honest_Man#1 said: Well, that’s my head gone. I've been upset, elated, frustrated, disappointed on pretty much a constant cycle with these briefings. This is the first time I can genuinely say I'm angry. There's absolutely no justification to be put forward for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim McLean's Ghost Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Nicola needs the churches open so that the priest can tell everyone to vote SNP -6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Elixir said: Will any journalist have the balls to question Clownshoes' god bothering tendencies and conflict of interest? This quite easily could (and should IMO) be asked in a way which doesn't offend religious people in any way. For example the schools we know are a risk, but the SG have (whether you agree with the choice or not) given their reasons why they think the benefits of taking that risk outweight the negative aspects of keeping schools closed. I would love to hear them explain why places of worship are the next priority, and how the benefits of opening churches etc are greater, and the risks lower, than opening areas of the economy such as restaurants, cafés and cinemas etc. Edited March 9, 2021 by Todd_is_God 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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