Bairnardo Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 We should socially engineer it. We could ban all beer other than Bud, then the only people still drinking that shite will need serious interventions, ie [mention=40259]throbber[/mention]I think I have genuinely learned enough about throbber on here to be able to say (and this is regardless of any ill informed protests from him) that if beer does dry up, the right thing to do is pop through to his bit and do away with him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 22 minutes ago, ICTChris said: We should socially engineer it. We could ban all beer other than Bud, then the only people still drinking that shite will need serious interventions, ie @throbber There was no bud left in Asda so I got kronenburg and Bellhaven best to get me through this week. Also a couple of bottles of 19 crimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 54 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Managed to go one day without having a drink. Well done you. I'm gonna give it a go tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 Well done you. I'm gonna give it a go tomorrow.f**k that. Youl need hair of the dog tomorrow after drinking enough to make that Bells steak pie edible tonight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Forest_Fifer said: I'm running out of jigsaws and all the charity shops are shut... Smash a vase and glue it back together. Also guaranteed to have a piece missing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 4 hours ago, throbber said: I made a smoothie which considered of 1 avacado handfull blueberries Greek yoghurt porridge oats almomd milk It was by some distance the most disgusting thing I have ever ever consumed, would not recommend. Why would you put an avocado into what was likely to be a sweet smoothie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 On the upside, managed to get a date off Tinder. Really looking forward to taking her to the Christmas Markets . 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: Why would you put an avocado into what was likely to be a sweet smoothie? I usually have banana in it but fancied changing it about a little bit. Usually I can drink a smoothie down in seconds and chop and change what I put in it but I nursed this for about half an hour almost spewing up every time it touched my lips but I still managed to finish it off as i hate wasting food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Went for an hour's walk, partly along the Innocent Railway cycle path. Heard a woodpecker (couldn't see the b*****d), saw a long tailed tit and a goose sitting on a nest. It would be a good time to learn the different bird songs I suppose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: On the upside, managed to get a date off Tinder. Really looking forward to taking her to the Christmas Markets . Deleted mine but for some reason kept Hinge. Have to laugh at them changing their "did you meet?" feature to "Did you video call?" The first week they lift the lockdown this country's going to see an even deadlier wave of super gonorrhoea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 Deleted mine but for some reason kept Hinge. Have to laugh at them changing their "did you meet?" feature to "Did you video call?" The first week they lift the lockdown this country's going to see an even deadlier wave of super gonorrhoea. Nationwide Clap for the NHS mark 2? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: Went for an hour's walk, partly along the Innocent Railway cycle path. Heard a woodpecker (couldn't see the b*****d), saw a long tailed tit and a goose sitting on a nest. It would be a good time to learn the different bird songs I suppose. Try this https://www.warblr.co.uk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2lgm Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 I’ve done hee haw constructive about the house. Working from home but that consists of an email every hour or so to prove I’m awake. Managed to get out in the morning for a few runs and actually managed 11.5k yesterday. Slow as sh@te but who cares about times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Forest_Fifer said: I'm running out of jigsaws and all the charity shops are shut... Take your chainsaw to the dining room table. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 I went back about 20 years [emoji23] 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Drinking though! Hilarious! Gosh, I couldn't go a few days without alcohol! Lol! What am I like?! -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul-r-cfc Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Started Spanish on duolingo. Had signed up for a college night course but obviously that's down the shiter now. Also did a shopping for a random woman through a volunteering group. Plus, finished Jedi Fallen Order on the PS4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Drinking though! Hilarious! Gosh, I couldn't go a few days without alcohol! Lol! What am I like?! You really do come across as a bit of a dick at times. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Just now, Bert Raccoon said: You really do come across as a bit of a dick at times. Fine. Just think folk are coming across like it's the first week of Freshers. Is boozing really that essential for folk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Fine. Just think folk are coming across like it's the first week of Freshers. Is boozing really that essential for folk?I'm currently furloughed. May as well get pished, no work in the morning. I do hope that changes soon, as it fucks with your daily routine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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