Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Our local window cleaners look like Dundee’s biggest jakeballs. I would let them in the garden let alone touch my windaes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 39 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Telescopic pole, once a fortnight, £5.00 per visit, paid by bank transfer. It's the future of window cleaning. £5? Do you only have four windows? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Just now, Granny Danger said: £5? Do you only have four windows? He only cleans the ones that aren't boarded up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: He only cleans the ones that aren't boarded up. I suppose that’s one way to make sure the missus doesn’t leave you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: I suppose that’s one way to make sure the missus doesn’t leave you. It's to stop her getting in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's to stop her getting in. Yeah that was an option I thought of but preferred to paint you in a bad light. Or no light given the boarded up windows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 26/05/2020 at 20:17, ICTChris said: When I was a teenager in the late 90s I used to use chatrooms to talk about music to other people across the U.K. eventually quite a few of us who used a specific room ended up meeting up. They were based in England and I happened to be in roughly the right part of the country so went to the pub to meet them. There was one guy who came and in the room he was a bit cutting, scornful and nasty. He was changeable though and could be alright, people put it down to him being a bit arrogant and a lot of people liked him. When I met him he was just a completely bland person, not even the stereotypical “fat Barry from Slough” type troll, he was a human blamange. Total nothingness. It was disappointing that all the bullshit he came out with was just that, bullshit. The P&B annual 5s tournaments were a perfect melting pot for this type of thing. Loads of brilliant characters showed up to those things but sometimes, you'd get a right gobby one on here showing up and were socially crippled to the point they wouldn't even speak to anyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: Yeah that was an option I thought of but preferred to paint you in a bad light. Or no light given the boarded up windows. This isn't important. I have 6 windows, 2 doors and 1 set of patio doors. My son pays the same window cleaner £6.00 for a similar sizes house. I think the price reflects my long-standing good record of prompt payment. He offered to do them free during the pandemic if any customer couldn't afford to pay. I declined the offer but I think it tells you a lot about the relationship between us. My window cleaner and I have been kind to each other and the world is a slightly better place. Especially since this was all done by text and I didn't need to actually speak to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Our window cleaner is a bit creepy. Likes to tell you about the neighbours he has seen naked (rather him than me tbh). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: This isn't important. I have 6 windows, 2 doors and 1 set of patio doors. My son pays the same window cleaner £6.00 for a similar sizes house. I think the price reflects my long-standing good record of prompt payment. He offered to do them free during the pandemic if any customer couldn't afford to pay. I declined the offer but I think it tells you a lot about the relationship between us. My window cleaner and I have been kind to each other and the world is a slightly better place. Especially since this was all done by text and I didn't need to actually speak to him. We need a “me and my window cleaner” thread on here where folk can wax lyrical about their close personal relationships with the person who washes their glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Clearly time to start a window cleaner Wednesday. 8pm, bang a bucket and wave a chamois. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Our window cleaner is a bit creepy. Likes to tell you about the neighbours he has seen naked (rather him than me tbh). Wonder what he talks to your neighbours about.... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Our window cleaner is a bit creepy. Likes to tell you about the neighbours he has seen naked (rather him than me tbh). Wonder what he talks to your neighbours about.... He obviously fancies a bit of Mrs Par but she’s not that into toothless rat-faced sex pests. Sorry to crush the aspirations of most of P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Our window cleaner is a bit creepy. Likes to tell you about the neighbours he has seen naked (rather him than me tbh). Wonder what he talks to your neighbours about.... The car cleaner is very handsome though. Polish lad. Always closes the air vents and leaves the heating cranked up in my car though, to the extent that I’m driving about on the verge of passing out, not knowing why I’m getting so faint (I always leave the set to 16degrees). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: We need a “me and my window cleaner” thread on here where folk can wax lyrical about their close personal relationships with the person who washes their glass. The bin cleaner only takes £1.50, but he only cleans the "the black bin". It's not black but I won't have that argument here. It's less money, but less value as well. I have to pay cash and therefore interact with him. I'd pay extra if he copied the window cleaners model and expanded into blue, green and Brown bins. I've given him the window cleaners number but he still persists with his out dated business. I can do no more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Our window cleaner is a bit creepy. Likes to tell you about the neighbours he has seen naked (rather him than me tbh). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: He obviously fancies a bit of Mrs Par but she’s not that into toothless rat-faced sex pests 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: The car cleaner is very handsome though. Polish lad. Always closes the air vents and leaves the heating cranked up in my car though, to the extent that I’m driving about on the verge of passing out Oh oh, that's suspicious. I'd be checking the brakes regularly, Shandon. Especially if Mrs Par has decided to learn Polish during lockdown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 16 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Oh oh, that's suspicious. I'd be checking the brakes regularly, Shandon. Especially if Mrs Par has decided to learn Polish during lockdown. That would be a real heartbreaker if they eloped. Would have to find a new car cleaner. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Just now, Shandon Par said: That would be a real heartbreaker if they eloped. Would have to find a new car cleaner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: That would be a real heartbreaker if they eloped. Would have to find a new car cleaner. Are you incapable of taking your car through a car wash? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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