Shotgun Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Same with child owners. Bringing little humans into the world and then telling them what to do like a little mini-dictatorship in their homes. Absolute scum. IKR. I've heard that some people even give their children names, dress them up in little human clothes and such. What the f**k is wrong with these people? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shotgun said: IKR. I've heard that some people even give their children names, dress them up in little human clothes and such. What the f**k is wrong with these people? Treat their kids like dogs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Just now, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: Treat their kids like dogs! Well, to be fair, my dug's a spoiled wee bassa. I doubt I would treat a kid any better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Just now, Shotgun said: Well, to be fair, my dug's a spoiled wee bassa. I doubt I would treat a kid any better. Dogs are brilliant ... They are always happy to see you even if you are a fanny. They just take it on the chin if you tell them to piss off and back to being your best friend straight away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 9 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I’d recommend people stop domesticating animals. It’s just a power trip, often disguised as something else. I'd prefer to have an attractive slave girl, but after googling where to get one, I ended up with a visit from the po-po. Fucking nanny state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Lyle Lanley said: Your post disgusts me. They’re just so beige! The @johnnydun of dogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 12 minutes ago, mathematics said: They’re just so beige! The @johnnydun of dogs. Sorry we can't all be Presa Canario's like yourself, come across as a great dog but you know a killer is behind those eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 minute ago, johnnydun said: Sorry we can't all be Presa Canario's like yourself, come across as a great dog but you know a killer is behind those eyes. I was honestly just quoting you from earlier (?) in the week. I’m not the killer, I just help with the cadavers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 minute ago, mathematics said: I was honestly just quoting you from earlier (?) in the week. I’m not the killer, I just help with the cadavers. I know, I know. Just trying to mix it up a bit in the beigest way possible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Late to the party and loving the johnnydun et al race to the bottom. Labs, unless trained as gun dogs, are fat ugly b*****ds and don't be fooled by the whole, "they are so family friendly' bollocks. They just want to eat and turn in to a barrel of lard. Too late for @Dee Man but when my weans were wee we had an Airedale. Absolutely top dug. Smart and trainable and, when I finally retire, would be happy to have another one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 German Pinscher or a Gordon Setter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 7, 2020 Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: Late to the party and loving the johnnydun et al race to the bottom. Labs, unless trained as gun dogs, are fat ugly b*****ds and don't be fooled by the whole, "they are so family friendly' bollocks. They just want to eat and turn in to a barrel of lard. Too late for @Dee Man but when my weans were wee we had an Airedale. Absolutely top dug. Smart and trainable and, when I finally retire, would be happy to have another one. I grew up with a Lakeland terrier when I was a boy and it was a great dog and as you probably know, an Airedale is essentially a giant Lakeland. Getting a Lab is by no means the final decision at the moment - particularly as the wife is now saying she meant a Golden Retriever FFS - so we're still open to suggestions. I was actually reading up on the Pyrenean Mountain Dog and the aforementioned Newfoundland last night. The only thing that puts me off the latter is the 8-10 year life span. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 7, 2020 Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 1 hour ago, tree house tam said: German Pinscher or a Gordon Setter. German Pinscher: Ugly Gordon Setter: Gorgeous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 On 05/06/2020 at 09:36, Dee Man said: I'd have a Rhodesian Ridgeback but the wife isn't keen 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: the wife is now saying she meant a Golden Retriever FFS Dugs are for life. Wives? We can debate it. A ridgeback and a divorce sounds like a happy compromise... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 7, 2020 Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Dugs are for life. Wives? We can debate it. A ridgeback and a divorce sounds like a happy compromise... I hear you, but trust me, this is us meeting somewhere in the middle. If it was entirely her decision we'd be having something like a Cairn or Border terrier. Nice enough dogs but not what I'd be happy to settle on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 5 hours ago, Dee Man said: German Pinscher: Ugly Gordon Setter: Gorgeous Yip. The German isn't as bad looking as the Doberman and has decent prey drive so will alert you to snakes and the likes. The Gordon is just a big loveable Scottish rogue, like your missus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 I recommend this dog : 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.thumb.jpeg.11f731b494e53900b96970bb0739e682.jpeg)
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.