invergowrie arab Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 6 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Puts tinfoil helmet on, and waits for abuse barrage............ Would be a suicide mission, in the wilderness these beings are top of the food chain, not us. People hunt lions sharks, elephants etc. And in the old days before it was frowned upon mountain gorillas. Surely anyone with an assault rifle is top of the food chain? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 42 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Much like when baby birds fall from the nest and are rejected by the mother, female bigfeet are rejected by the herd once human musk is scented on the fur due to jealousy from the females and violent rage from the males. ^^^ Simon David Williamson except putting bigfeet on the game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: ^^^ Simon David Williamson except putting bigfeet on the game It's a question of supply and fucking demand Rents !!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 I want to kill all the bigfoots now. I will hunt them in the wilderness, stalk them as they forage and then drive a hunting knife through their heart. The bigoots will look at me as the life drains from it body and know that me, a semi-prominent poster from Pie and Bovril, took it's life. I will skin it and wear it's hide as a trophy. I will stuff it's head and mount it in my study. I will glory in my dominance over nature. I will kill all the bigfoots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 A Bigføøt once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the Bigføøt with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: People hunt lions sharks, elephants etc. And in the old days before it was frowned upon mountain gorillas. Surely anyone with an assault rifle is top of the food chain? Probably, if there were three or four of you, you were all elite special forces, and were carrying heavy calibre automatic weapons. If you're a good ol boy with a .22 then you're going to get seriously fucked over. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Possibly not as interesting as Bigfoot but everything is going to be privatised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: I want to kill all the bigfoots now. I will hunt them in the wilderness, stalk them as they forage and then drive a hunting knife through their heart. The bigoots will look at me as the life drains from it body and know that me, a semi-prominent poster from Pie and Bovril, took it's life. I will skin it and wear it's hide as a trophy. I will stuff it's head and mount it in my study. I will glory in my dominance over nature. I will kill all the bigfoots. Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jaeger! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: So Bigfoot is highly intelligent and compassionate but has also murdered loads of people? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 16 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Probably, if there were three or four of you, you were all elite special forces, and were carrying heavy calibre automatic weapons. If you're a good ol boy with a .22 then you're going to get seriously fucked over. Thank you. I'm starting to think you've been at the wind up the whole time now Elite special fucking forces 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 19 hours ago, Shotgun said: A Bigføøt once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the Bigføøt with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink" wik 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 19 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Probably, if there were three or four of you, you were all elite special forces, and were carrying heavy calibre automatic weapons. If you're a good ol boy with a .22 then you're going to get seriously fucked over. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 19 hours ago, Detournement said: Possibly not as interesting as Bigfoot but everything is going to be privatised. Even Bigfoot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 3 hours ago, The Moonster said: I'm starting to think you've been at the wind up the whole time now Elite special fucking forces 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Even Bigfoot? If he doesn't keep his head down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 I hardly think a large hairy version of us, that cant even break out from natures laws of the headlock needs John Rambo to take it down. Put it like this, bare handed, you're probably looking at a 50/50 fight. Tooled up, 70/30 BairnardoHunting rifle, im smoking that bitch 100 times out of 100. Its just #nature. By every possible metric, bigfoot has failed at being top of any chain. Potential food for bigfoot is in huge abundance. If they have been unable to turn that to their adavantage over centuries, still existing in low enough numbers that their very existence is in doubt, then they must be thick aswell as shite at fighting. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 What does @Basileusthink about all of this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: ... their very existence is in doubt ... It's not though. There's no actual scientific uncertainty as to whether or not they exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, Stormzy said: What does @Basileusthink about all of this? Bigfoot toe tastes weird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Special forces.... unreal how he’s had some of us on strings the whole time. For a while, I thought it was a grown man who genuinely believed in bigfoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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