Genuine Hibs Fan Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 12 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said: How do the CIA know when a Bigfoot is run over and killed by a motor vehicle, and manage to appear on the scene before news gets out? Have they wired them all with GoPro's or something? They're all tagged like swans. All the families are under surveillance and they tranq the whole family when a new one is born 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Ring doorbells on the front of the family cave? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 The presence of Bigfeet are genuine lifesavers for the rural communities in the great American wilderness. The meat from a fully grown adult male alone will last a winter. Steaks seared on grills, choice cuts in a tasty Bigfoot and Racoon Gumbo. Nothing goes to waste, the pelts have kept generations of youngsters warm and the penis, dried, smoked and chewed like jerky, is said to contain medicinal qualities. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Oh, this thread is long overdue another dip into Chuck Tingle's back catalogue... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 13 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: How do the CIA know when a Bigfoot is run over and killed by a motor vehicle, and manage to appear on the scene before news gets out? Have they wired them all with GoPro's or something? US Forest Commission phone them up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 21 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: How do the CIA know when a Bigfoot is run over and killed by a motor vehicle, and manage to appear on the scene before news gets out? Have they wired them all with GoPro's or something? Bill Gates' jab and 5G imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 On 04/12/2021 at 18:27, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Far too big to be a man in a suit, bears don't have long arms, healthy or unhealthy. Plenty been run over/killed, CIA show up and people told to STFU you hit a bear. Don't you know anything? It will be the FBI that will deal with these sort of domestic matters? .. or are you saying Bigfoot is a foreign national? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 19 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Don't you know anything? It will be the FBI that will deal with these sort of domestic matters? .. or are you saying Bigfoot is a foreign national? Both of them will be involved to some extent. Mainly CIA from what I've read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 22 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Don't you know anything? It will be the FBI that will deal with these sort of domestic matters? .. or are you saying Bigfoot is a foreign national? I'd imagine they probably roam entirely freely between the US and Canada and pay scant regard to international borders. You can probably spot the Canadian ones because they'll be the ones that apologise to the driver when they get hit by a motor vehicle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 40 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said: I'd imagine they probably roam entirely freely between the US and Canada and pay scant regard to international borders. You can probably spot the Canadian ones because they'll be the ones that apologise to the driver when they get hit by a motor vehicle. The other trick is to play the Star Spangled Banner over loudspeakers. The American ones will stand to attention and place their hand over their heart. The Canadian ones will carry on as normal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 38 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said: I'd imagine they probably roam entirely freely between the US and Canada and pay scant regard to international borders. I could genuinely see Joe Biden having to justify the lack of protections against illegal alien Bigfoots crossing the northern border, followed by The Donald announcing a Sasquatch-proof wall at his re-inauguration in 2025. What a world. Nothing is ridiculous anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 On 04/12/2021 at 18:27, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Far too big to be a man in a suit, bears don't have long arms, healthy or unhealthy. Plenty been run over/killed, CIA show up and people told to STFU you hit a bear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 The OG Scamdemic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 20 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Both of them will be involved to some extent. Mainly CIA from what I've read. You are an absolute fucking lunatic Does it not annoy you having people actively taking the piss out of your bonkers beliefs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: You are an absolute fucking lunatic Does it not annoy you having people actively taking the piss out of your bonkers beliefs? No, I couldn't care less. If people want to rip the piss then that's up to them. Thank you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 On 08/12/2021 at 20:00, Kima Greggs said: and the penis, dried, smoked and chewed like jerky, is said to contain medicinal qualities. The term 'Aphrodisiac' is missing. This would surely command more interest and of course cash..? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 On 08/12/2021 at 18:52, ICTChris said: It’s a year ago today that there was the last “Q drop”, a post of information by the central figure in the QAnon conspiracy theory. watched a programme on channel 4 about them during the week, theyre wired to the moon, one of the claims is that Michelle obama is a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 I was chatting to a girl last night who told me Stonehenge was only three hundred years old. Had some interesting views on the Jews as well which, being truthful, I didn't entirely agree with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: I was chatting to a girl last night who told me Stonehenge was only three hundred years old. Had some interesting views on the Jews as well which, being truthful, I didn't entirely agree with. Is this her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 52 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: I was chatting to a girl last night who told me Stonehenge was only three hundred years old. Had some interesting views on the Jews as well which, being truthful, I didn't entirely agree with. https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn310-concrete-evidence/ Stonehenge is largely a modern construction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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