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13 minutes ago, BFTD said:

I agree, I just don't see how it could be anything other than a copy, which is fine for all practical purposes other than keeping "you" alive.

Also, we're yet to establish self-awareness on Pie and Bovril, so moving it to other platforms seems a bit of a stretch  :P

Edit: maybe one day the "lucky", privileged few will see their brains connected to a neural network, constantly repaired by nanobots. That would still be "them". But seriously, f**k that shit. I'd rather be dead.

I've got no interest in eternal or hugely extended life but I'm curious about the future. If my "self" could be preserved in digital form to have sightseeing weekends decade or so over the next few millennia, that would be cool. Doubt we'll survive that long as a civilisation though.

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7 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

I've got no interest in eternal or hugely extended life but I'm curious about the future. If my "self" could be preserved in digital form to have sightseeing weekends decade or so over the next few millennia, that would be cool. Doubt we'll survive that long as a civilisation though.

I wouldn't inflict that on a digital copy of myself, as I know it would be miserable. I've been looking forward to death since I was a teenager.

Also, another me would be of no practical use to man nor beast. You'd do well in the bars and clubs of San Junipero, I'm sure  :P

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15 minutes ago, BFTD said:

I wouldn't inflict that on a digital copy of myself, as I know it would be miserable. I've been looking forward to death since I was a teenager.

Also, another me would be of no practical use to man nor beast. You'd do well in the bars and clubs of San Junipero, I'm sure  :P

Got tonight's viewing sorted anyway, fair exchange for immortality imo!

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Immortality would be shite, I think about what it would be like on my darker days and ultimately come to the conclusion you'd just spend most of the time miserable because every emotion is utterly pointless and you just end up alone and empty, while some of you is terrified of what happens to you at the inevitable ending of the universe.

But aye, on my lighter days I think it would be great to forge letters from the famous folk of your time and keep them to sell on in like 200 years, you'd possibly make a fortune regularly which would help you explore the universe after humanity reaches that stage/aliens absorb us into their civilisation/big foot grows wings.

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On an actual conspiracy theory note, I ended up reading about Denver Airport today.

Seemingly runways set up in a swastika, illuminati signs all over the place, a demon horse of the apocalypse out front who killed its creator, and a collection of artworks that symbolise something about Nazis taking over.

An interviewer asked the boy who runs the airport about it all and he effectively just shrugged and said the folk who designed the place were eccentric, which I imagine went down really well with the conspiracy heads 😂

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On 29/01/2022 at 18:57, BFTD said:

Would probably vote for Futurama Nixon TBH. Couldn't be any worse.

Your consciousness ceasing to exist would.

To everyone else, there could be another welshbairn stoating around doing all the same shit, reacting in the exact same way to everything that you would, and possibly being entirely impossible to differentiate from the original. But you wouldn't know, because you wouldn't exist anymore. For you, there's no escaping from your meat prison.

The replication of memories and experiences into some kind of hive mind is an interesting and potentially useful idea though, but I've a horrible feeling that it would come to the conclusion that life is a nightmarish horror show, with the only solution being brutal, ruthless self-interest at the expense of all other entities.

Cells die. We’re all a sort of trigger’s broom of replacement parts. Consciousness is an illusion that gives us an illusion of an identity composed of replicated stored memories in our meat drives. 

Consciousness is partly bound up in how we experience the world and isn’t necessarily contained in your physical mind or body. Many psychologists think it can extend into digital prostheses, like the internet. 
 

So it’s possible with increased cybernetics that the cyber part of “you” could live on and be more than a facsimile. 
 

if we need a black mirror episode it’s Domhnall Gleeson in the attic.

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6 minutes ago, Detournement said:

 

Brainwashing is a growth industry!

I expect they keep nudging the treasury to give them more money. 

Most of their output is really dull and not that sinister, like making websites more intuitive. 

Only about 60-100 years behind commercial advertising in manipulation. 

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17 minutes ago, coprolite said:

I expect they keep nudging the treasury to give them more money. 

Most of their output is really dull and not that sinister, like making websites more intuitive. 

Only about 60-100 years behind commercial advertising in manipulation. 

They probably don't do press releases about how you get pensioners spinchters to contract on hearing the word Corbyn.

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On an actual conspiracy theory note, I ended up reading about Denver Airport today.
Seemingly runways set up in a swastika, illuminati signs all over the place, a demon horse of the apocalypse out front who killed its creator, and a collection of artworks that symbolise something about Nazis taking over.
An interviewer asked the boy who runs the airport about it all and he effectively just shrugged and said the folk who designed the place were eccentric, which I imagine went down really well with the conspiracy heads [emoji23]
I can confirm at least some of that is true of Denver airport. The artwork is fucking bizarre throughout, but particularly in arrivals and the demon horse outside is weird AF.

Never noticed the runway configuration or Illuminati signs, from memory.
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8 hours ago, Zetterlund said:

I'm totally cool with eating bugs, drinking my own recycled pish and renting my clothes and other necessities from giant private equity firms, but I draw the line at taking away my hot showers.

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I don't want to go to work any more than I already do.

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8 hours ago, Zetterlund said:

I'm totally cool with eating bugs, drinking my own recycled pish and renting my clothes and other necessities from giant private equity firms, but I draw the line at taking away my hot showers.

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Don't post this again, you'll wake up jamama

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On 01/02/2022 at 16:41, Detournement said:

 

Brainwashing is a growth industry!

success measured by how much bigger you make the state

with propagandists, fearmongers, bullies in their 20s and 30s who all know whats best for the plebs in this case

would put money on every one of these cretins being lefties

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24 minutes ago, Glennie said:

success measured by how much bigger you make the state

with propagandists, fearmongers, bullies in their 20s and 30s who all know whats best for the plebs in this case

would put money on every one of these cretins being lefties

Aye the private company the Tories set up to influence the electorate will be full of 'lefties'.

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