Venti Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 44 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Stanley Baxter likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 The police have released footage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMoNv6yOSCQ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 The sausage people will avenge their kings death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 All this talk of sausages is making me want to give my fifteen litre dick a good squeeze. Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 3 hours ago, 101 said: I have shared this sad news with my pal Why is your pal called sausage supper? That's what he survived lockdown eating 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 I knew someone that was killed by crossbow. Went to school with him and he was murdered a few years later. In unconnected news my uncle had one, he never killed anyone, but that was more luck than judgement. Various furry animals weren't so lucky. It was a fearsome machine that I would expect could put a bolt clean through your head from about quarter of a mile away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Michael W said: His friends are said to be furlorne. Wurst news possible 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 4 hours ago, ICTChris said: A Russian businessman known as the ‘Sausage King’ has been assassinated in a sauna with a crossbow. Vladimir Marugov, who owned some of Russia’s largest meat packing factories, was shot in an outdoor sauna by two masked assailants. https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-54782634?__twitter_impression=true Have any P&Bers ever been known as the Sausage King? Have any P&Bers ever shot or been shot by a crossbow in a sauna? Pretty sure this was the opening level of Hitman 2 tbh. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Did they even have saunas in King's Landing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Bet the assailant strutted in shouting Oi Oi Savaloy.How do you get a crossbow into a Sauna ? Surely it gets noticed long before you get to the golden shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Cluedo has fair upped their game for the 21st Century. No more Colonel Mustard, in the drawing room, with a candlestick...Sausage King, in the outdoor sauna, with a crossbow has a much more modern feel to it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I knew someone that was killed by crossbow. Went to school with him and he was murdered a few years later. I was thinking The Serge went to school in the Middle Ages but then I remembered he's from Shotts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 I googled “outdoor sauna” and they appear to be what’s commonly referred to as a “shed”. Staunch vegetarians responsible IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 9 hours ago, ICTChris said: A Russian businessman known as the ‘Sausage King’ has been assassinated in a sauna with a crossbow. Vladimir Marugov, who owned some of Russia’s largest meat packing factories, was shot in an outdoor sauna by two masked assailants. https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-54782634?__twitter_impression=true Have any P&Bers ever been known as the Sausage King? Have any P&Bers ever shot or been shot by a crossbow in a sauna? Another reason to ban them I would say 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 15 hours ago, 101 said: I have shared this sad news with my pal Why do you have Tannadice as your WhatsApp background? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 25 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Why do you have Tannadice as your WhatsApp background? 1. I like the flag 2. I like the wee guy in the afro 3. It was a good night despite the result 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 12 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I knew someone that was killed by crossbow. Went to school with him and he was murdered a few years later. In unconnected news my uncle had one, he never killed anyone, but that was more luck than judgement. Various furry animals weren't so lucky. It was a fearsome machine that I would expect could put a bolt clean through your head from about quarter of a mile away. How was your trip to Russia Serge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 1. I like the flag 2. I like the wee guy in the afro 3. It was a good night despite the resultI like that I think I can see @DA Baracus in this picture (I'm sure he'll be along to tell me I'm wrong) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 22 hours ago, The Moonster said: A crossbow seems like a strange choice of weapon. Have they waded straight in and put an arrow through his head from point blank range, or is it just a particularly skilled sniper showing off? The man has clearly played Skyrim. Everyone knows stealth archer is the strongest playstyle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 22 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: It's a Lorne shot but got a link? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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