Eric Paterson Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Hi all, There is a ghost in my house that keeps opening and closing doors as well as flicking light switches on and off. How do I make it go away? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Roll the windows down and turn heating on full. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Ah, the missing verse from R Dean Taylor's classic. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Boot it in its whispy pie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Hi all, There is a ghost in my house that keeps opening and closing doors as well as flicking light switches on and off. How do I make it go away?Take the doors off the hinges and switches off the wall. Once the troll gets bored it’ll move to somewhere else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 OCD poltergeist imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 39 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Ah, the missing verse from R Dean Taylor's classic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I'm really good at making spirits dissappear. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, bennett said: Who you gonna call? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Garlic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Boot it in its whispy pie. Laughed my baws aff at this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: He had a lovely voice, now in the Heavenly choir I expect. It would be interesting if you had the ghost of Mark E Smith in your house. Messing about with doors and lights would be the least of your problems. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Paterson Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 So, I consulted my good friend Samuel Garcia who is an electrician and an expert on these matters. I have wedged all my doors open and turned the electricity off. I was previously advised by the renowned psychic medium Mario McKintyre to urinate in the corners of every room in the house in order to purify the house but that didn't seem to work and now my whole house reeks of pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 OP = 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I don't want to see a ghost It's a sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news I have a presence that keeps hitting golf balls at me. I think it's an Ian Poultergeist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Actually love all things paranormal/supernatural etc. 99.9999999999999999999999999% bullshit. I want to believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 Hi all, There is a ghost in my house that keeps opening and closing doors as well as flicking light switches on and off. How do I make it go away?There was a lassie in Japan who broke in to a guy's flat and hid in a cupboard for about six months. She'd sneak out while he was at work and use the facilities, and steal food at night. He only noticed when his treats kept disappearing, and got a fright when the camera he'd set up to catch a burglar recorded her emerging.I'm not saying that's definitely what's been happening to you, but have you noticed an odd taste on your toothbrush lately? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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