8MileBU Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Today for my lunch, a couple of generously peppered slices of roasted cheese (f**k y’all) and a cup of coffee resulted in some hot, pungent farts being produced which led to in Mrs Mile giving me a look that could kill and the issue of a threat to cancel Christmas in 8mile Manor; So this got me wondering - Is there anything in particular in the diets of P&Bers that makes your erses offensively foul to the point it upsets your loved ones? -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Today for my lunch, a couple of generously peppered slices of roasted cheese... Roaster gonna roast. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Pickled onions. Bought a jar of the chippy ones (Gold Star or something) from Aldi the other week and munched my way through half the jar whilst working. That evening my farts were probably worse than I can ever remember them being, absolutely barking. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAE1929 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Cheese in general causes havoc, so much so that I am beginning to think I may have an intolerance. Tastes bloody great though, so it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Granola or lentil soup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidkennedyshand Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Granola or lentil soupGranola is horrendous for that. Also peas. Any type. However I remember working on Handa years ago. No electricity so you could only really use tinned or dried food. So we took a big bag of dried peas. Soaked them and made a huge pot of mushy peas. So the morning after in the room was horrific. Ten folk after beer and mushy peas. It took ages to clear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Cabbage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 I've had my stomach out and I can safely say that my farts and shits are beyond anything you can possibly imagine. It sticks to the walls for hours. I fart in the motor at night and when I get in again in the morning it would make you fucking sick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Pakora dipped in any curry sauce 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Stuffing as in the concoction we're all going to be eating on Friday. All over the country on Saturday morning will be a stench ridden Fartapalooza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the aggressive beggar Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 (edited) I managed to clear a pub once after a tray of Donner meat. Absolutely toxic, folk were looking at me in sympathy as if I was dying inside. Not the wife though, I can still clearly remember the look of utter disgust on her face. Edited December 23, 2020 by the aggressive beggar 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, the aggressive beggar said: I managed to clear a pub once after a tray of Donner meat. Absolutely toxic, folk were looking at me in sympathy as if I was dying inside. Not the wife though, I can still clearly remember the look of utter disgust on her face. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 29 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Cabbage. I know but just let him have his thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Steak cooked rare, as was evident two nights ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 50 minutes ago, UAE1929 said: Cheese in general causes havoc, so much so that I am beginning to think I may have an intolerance. Tastes bloody great though, so it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. I realised recently the same things happens to me. I have chosen to give up and it's even worse now whenever I have some. Shame the vegan alternatives are truly atrocious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Egg pakora invariably results in absolute carnage, I can tell you that much. Evil miasmas you don't so much smell as taste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: Today for my lunch, a couple of generously peppered slices of roasted cheese (f**k y’all) and a cup of coffee resulted in some hot, pungent farts being produced which led to in Mrs Mile giving me a look that could kill and the issue of a threat to cancel Christmas in 8mile Manor; So this got me wondering - Is there anything in particular in the diets of P&Bers that makes your erses offensively foul to the point it upsets your loved ones? They have the texture of fucking cardboard, however: Ryvita Cracked Black Pepper Crispbreads with a spreading of Seriously Strong smokey cheddar are absolutely lethal. I used to have 4 or 5 of these as an afternoon snack at work and by the time I got home I was producing farts that could be tested as biological weapons, much to my OH's permanent seethe. I had to stop eating the fuckers at lunchtimes as I was getting the sweats holding farts in at meetings, gym classes and on one awkward occasion, an appeal tribunal where i has to excuse myself to go to the toilet to release an almighty multi-tone fart. The most disturbing aspect was that i was never entirely confident it was 'just' going to be a fart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Norovirus.Also, I went through a phase a long time ago where my insides smelled like burning tar. I emptied my place of work when a fartette squeaked out and the boss decided the building was on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 59 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Egg pakora We deserved the 'rona. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 25 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: We deserved the 'rona. You'd no doubt have loved Murph's Pakora Bar that used to be a fixture in the west end of Glasgow then which basically served anything they could douse in gram flour batter and deep fry...I think at one point they had about 30-40 different types on offer...random stuff like aubergine, smoked sausage, garlic prawns, cheese.... ...and egg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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