carpetmonster Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 9 minutes ago, Venti said: Horrible stuff. Sometimes I'll go to the Pret A Manger on Michigan Avenue because it's one of the few places downtown where coffee comes in a normal size cup rather than a popcorn bucket full of it, and I can almost feel the sandwiches goading me from the refrigerated shelves. If I ever need to lose a load of weight I'll just move to Belgium so I can't have chips anymore. Blargh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 1 minute ago, alta-pete said: Yes but what’s your opinion on the baby gravy? Fine as long as it's made of real babies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 1 minute ago, carpetmonster said: Horrible stuff. Sometimes I'll go to the Pret A Manger on Michigan Avenue because it's one of the few places downtown where coffee comes in a normal size cup rather than a popcorn bucket full of it, and I can almost feel the sandwiches goading me from the refrigerated shelves. If I ever need to lose a load of weight I'll just move to Belgium so I can't have chips anymore. Blargh. Stopped reading there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 1 minute ago, carpetmonster said: Fine as long as it's made of real babies. Do they do that the same way as KFC? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, Ziggy Sobotka said: 20 lashes and a week in the stocks for insulting the Royal Snatch imo. Her Royal Vagesty IMHO 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Fine as long as it's made of real babies. "You know me Malcolm...........kid gloves, made from real kids......" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RawB93 Posted November 28, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 28, 2023 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Her Royal Vagesty IMHO Suckingham Phallus 39 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Her Royal Vagesty IMHO An English rose. Britain's most fragrant flower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 11 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Do they do that the same way as KFC? Aye! I'm rearing one for them just now, although he'll need hosed off before he goes in the blender 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Her Royal Vagesty IMHO Royal Thighness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, RawB93 said: Suckingham Phallus Glans Castle 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Bunch of fucking deviants on this forum, I swear. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Not his favourite royal duty… Spoiler -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 He hud these big sausage fingers, massive they wur. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Princess Anus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 59 minutes ago, RawB93 said: Suckingham Phallus 54 minutes ago, Rugster said: Royal Thighness 53 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Glans Castle We wouldn’t need to put up with this nonsense if we had an erected head of state. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Every swallowed sperm is a murdered baby. Dorothy Parker claimed to have called her budgie Onan, because he was always spilling his seed. I also vaguely remember a letter in the Daily Mirror from someone ostensibly called David O'Nanseed. Letters page editor must have had a sense of humour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 You know, not one person has come on here and asked which dead princess gargled the baby gravy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave94 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 13 minutes ago, scottsdad said: You know, not one person has come on here and asked which dead princess gargled the baby gravy. Probably because most of us are old enough to remember a certain Princess who partied hard during the 1960's or heard the rumours about a ....was it a famous racing driver??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 I do hope you all realise you're talking about the family that puts the nation ahead of their own wants and needs to act as a model we should all aspire to emulate. To read this, you'd think the royals spend their time noshing off all and sundry, and having repressed menstruation fantasies. Disgusting lack of respect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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