superbigal Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 I have never played golf.Never been in a fight.Never woken up in a multi storey flat.Never had a covid test. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 11 minutes ago, superbigal said: I have never played golf. Never been in a fight. These things can be combined to liven up golf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 13 hours ago, BFTD said: Isn't the point of this that you're supposed to out the people who have done all the awful things? I've never killed a man in anger. Er .. what about when you're not angry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 12 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Never kicked a giraffe to death 11 hours ago, Boot Agent said: Ye don't know what yer missin. I don't know why but this made me laugh really hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 I've never stayed in an AirBnB, used Deliveroo, Just Eat or any other takeaway online delivery service, or taken an Uber or Lyft. I've never cheated on a wife or girlfriend. I've never sent a dick pic. I've never taken illegal drugs. And I've never got to the end of Catch 22. I think I might be boring AF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Never broken a bone. Me neither. I injured my wrist while canoeing (I know). I thought I might have broken something so I went to the hospital. Doctor looked at the x-ray and said "it's not broken, it would take a dumper truck to break that". Hence I am, officially, big boned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 (edited) Driven any form of motor vehicle Asked anyone out Been to Mull Broken any bones Thrown shite at somebody Edited April 17, 2021 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 I've never tasted or attempted to eat a banana before . Bizzare but yeah unsure why . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tungston weasel Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 I've never lost a backstroke raceI've never tried anal sex ( either way)I've never learned to swim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 17 minutes ago, Robin.Hood said: I've never tasted or attempted to eat a banana before . Bizzare but yeah unsure why . You do know the war has ended, don't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 1 minute ago, hk blues said: You do know the war has ended, don't you? I even peel them for my sons to eat..... yet I don't for myself yo try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 Just now, Robin.Hood said: I even peel them for my sons to eat..... yet I don't for myself yo try. I love a banana - the ones we get here are about 1/3rd the size of the UK ones but are much stronger tasting. Our neighbour has a big banana tree (the tree's big, not the bananas - see previous comment) and she passes bunches of them to us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 41 minutes ago, Robin.Hood said: I've never tasted or attempted to eat a banana before . Bizzare but yeah unsure why . Winner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 On 16/04/2021 at 13:39, Sweet Pete said: I've never been to Ireland, but I quite fancy going. Ireland - both the north and the republic - are lovely and filled with very friendly people. Shame they don't get on with each other though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 24 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: Ireland - both the north and the republic - are lovely and filled with very friendly people. Shame they don't get on with each other though. Ders more to Ireland dan dis.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 10 hours ago, Fullerene said: Er .. what about when you're not angry? I'm always angry. It's interesting to see what the most popular things are that people are keen to tell everyone they haven't done. I think the ones most closely related to the anus are winning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Pennel Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 ^^Apropos of nuffink... I wish I'd never got on this...this flight tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Eaten macaroni and cheese 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Played cricket. Been stung by a wasp/bee. Been to the USA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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