BFTD Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 23 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: The Vatican doesn’t recognise the existence of china Is this like when the internet decided that Finland didn't exist? The Pope thinks that the Kazakhs can just sail straight over to Korea? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Selfies kills more people than sharks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 On 15/03/2022 at 18:01, BFTD said: Is this like when the internet decided that Finland didn't exist? The Pope thinks that the Kazakhs can just sail straight over to Korea? I'd only heard of that Finland thing recently....the idea is that it's open sea that the Japanese and Russians have carved up the fishing rights to between them supposedly, hence "FIN-land". Falls down when you realise that's not actually the name of the country...if you slur it a bit, "Suomi" might sound a bit like "swimmy" though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 39 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: I'd only heard of that Finland thing recently....the idea is that it's open sea that the Japanese and Russians have carved up the fishing rights to between them supposedly, hence "FIN-land". Falls down when you realise that's not actually the name of the country...if you slur it a bit, "Suomi" might sound a bit like "swimmy" though. I always feel like I'm missing something really obvious with this conspiracy theory, but isn't the expanse of sea between Sweden and Russia (which definitely isn't Finland) rather a long way from Japan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, BFTD said: I always feel like I'm missing something really obvious with this conspiracy theory, but isn't the expanse of sea between Sweden and Russia (which definitely isn't Finland) rather a long way from Japan? I guess whoever concocted it cast around and looked for a country that really, really liked fish. I wondered how the fact that most of us will have met at least one Finnish person was explained away, but apparently they all actually either live in east Sweden or west Russia and are unaware of the fact 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Australia doesn't exist. It's just a movie studio in the desert outside Las Vegas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 10 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Australia doesn't exist. It's just a movie studio in the desert outside Las Vegas So who came up with that fucking accent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 19 hours ago, Fullerene said: Selfies kills more people than sharks. Probably because sharks don't have the dexterity to take selfies. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 13 minutes ago, BFTD said: So who came up with that fucking accent? It's fake, like Aberdonian. They don't talk like that when outsiders aren't around. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 9 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: It's fake, like Aberdonian. They don't talk like that when outsiders aren't around. I did wonder how they seem to end up all over the world rather than in Australia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Bartender Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Robbie The Pict (aka Brian Robertson) is the godfather of Leonardo di Caprio (aka The Revenant et al). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Glenn Ennis the guy that played the bear in revenant played Rugby for Canada at the 1987 World Cup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 38 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Glenn Ennis the guy that played the bear in revenant played Rugby for Canada at the 1987 World Cup Does he shit in the woods? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: Does he shit in the woods? He shits in a pint glass in the woods. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 18 hours ago, tamthebam said: Does he shit in the woods? Nah, you're thinking of the Pope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Nah, you're thinking of the Pope.He lives in Rome so it would be a 500ml glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Original Iron Maiden singer Paul D'Anno was in 2011 convicted of eight counts of benefit fraud for claiming more than £45,000 under false pretenses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 3 hours ago, Paul Kersey said: Nah, you're thinking of the Pope. He shits in the Pope? Big team found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 20 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: He lives in Rome so it would be a 500ml glass No he's no. Vatican City is surrounded by Rome, but not in Rome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 9 hours ago, SlipperyP said: No he's no. Vatican City is surrounded by Rome, but not in Rome. If you visit the Vatican, there's a wee outdoors bar down some stairs to the left just before the Sistine Chapel. I can confirm that my Tuborg was served in a 500 ml glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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