BFTD Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, 101 said: You took your bin to work? Are you mad man! No, I had a very expensive bin delivered to my work by a man I met on the internet, and who wanted no wealth or favour for doing so. It's really very simple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, BFTD said: No, I had a very expensive bin delivered to my work by a man I met on the internet, and who wanted no wealth or favour for doing so. It's really very simple. Ah and you never took it home? I feel like it ought to be rescued. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, 101 said: Ah and you never took it home? I feel like it ought to be rescued. I've a feeling the bus driver might have objected Hopefully my former colleagues will appreciate it and send me pictures. It really was a very nice bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, BFTD said: I've a feeling the bus driver might have objected Hopefully my former colleagues will appreciate it and send me pictures. It really was a very nice bin. If you've left the work you've complained about for years, can you tell us who it was? I've always wanted to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: If you've left the work you've complained about for years, can you tell us who it was? I've always wanted to know. No. Spoiler Check your PMs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 1 hour ago, BFTD said: I've a feeling the bus driver might have objected Hopefully my former colleagues will appreciate it and send me pictures. It really was a very nice bin. Glad you're out hopefully you can now turn a special revenge gun on them. Best of luck for whatevers next. Feel like this thread may have gone a little astray. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, 101 said: Glad you're out hopefully you can now turn a special revenge gun on them. Best of luck for whatevers next. Feel like this thread may have gone a little astray. On P&B? Surely not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, 101 said: Feel like this thread may have gone a little astray. Yeah, that's fair. The closest I think I've come to knowing one of these incel laddies was the creepy younger brother of one of the wife's friends. He slimed all over most of the wife's pals, but obviously had a thing for one in particular, and asked her to shag him as an eighteenth birthday present. That went over about as well as you'd imagine, and he apparently had a wee temper tantrum about it. No idea what he's doing now, but it's probably as well for him that these incel forums weren't around back then. I think we've all known (or been) someone who was utterly hopeless with women, but I'd suggest that their success tends to improve massively upon realising that getting their hole isn't the most important thing in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 No. Spoiler Check your PMs [emoji185] I would also be interested to find out the name of said employer!There’s a guy I work with that would quite often brag about his various sexual conquests prior to joining our employer. Remember a couple of times when I was visiting rather obscure locations (Carrickfergus in NI and the Isle of Coll) and, no word of a lie, said that he had an ex from both places (Carrickfergus incident was months before going to Coll, so more than likely he forgot about saying this).He moved in with a fellow colleague who was looking for a flat mate, and he never once had a girl round or even mentioned going out on a date in the year or so they lived together.To my utter amazement, a girl in the Customer Service dept I know had asked me in passing if he was single, to which I obviously confirmed. She said she would try and have a wee chat with him at the night out that was happening in a weeks’ time if he was there, so I let him know, as naturally I assumed he would be delighted, and if he wasn’t going, to get involved. She is a nice girl, bit dense but really friendly and quite attractive.He got the biggest case of fanny fright I have ever seen. I was sat at the table opposite them that night and even now, four years or so later, my toes have still not fully recovered from the cringe. He actually asked if I would join them on a date, as he wasn’t sure what he was going to say/do.I do wonder if an attractive girl was to make the first move and basically offer themselves to these Incels, what their percentage rate of getting pumped would be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 9 hours ago, SweeperDee said: Assume that’s not a typo? Indeed not! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 35 minutes ago, Adam said: I would also be interested to find out the name of said employer! There’s a guy I work with that would quite often brag about his various sexual conquests prior to joining our employer. Remember a couple of times when I was visiting rather obscure locations (Carrickfergus in NI and the Isle of Coll) and, no word of a lie, said that he had an ex from both places (Carrickfergus incident was months before going to Coll, so more than likely he forgot about saying this). He moved in with a fellow colleague who was looking for a flat mate, and he never once had a girl round or even mentioned going out on a date in the year or so they lived together. To my utter amazement, a girl in the Customer Service dept I know had asked me in passing if he was single, to which I obviously confirmed. She said she would try and have a wee chat with him at the night out that was happening in a weeks’ time if he was there, so I let him know, as naturally I assumed he would be delighted, and if he wasn’t going, to get involved. She is a nice girl, bit dense but really friendly and quite attractive. He got the biggest case of fanny fright I have ever seen. I was sat at the table opposite them that night and even now, four years or so later, my toes have still not fully recovered from the cringe. He actually asked if I would join them on a date, as he wasn’t sure what he was going to say/do. I do wonder if an attractive girl was to make the first move and basically offer themselves to these Incels, what their percentage rate of getting pumped would be? Nearly all my relationships started by waking up next to a stranger after a party, so I'd be a lousy agony aunt to our incel brothers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 25 minutes ago, Adam said: I would also be interested to find out the name of said employer! I'll maybe be more forthcoming when I don't have to put them down for a reference as my last employer 27 minutes ago, Adam said: I do wonder if an attractive girl was to make the first move and basically offer themselves to these Incels, what their percentage rate of getting pumped would be? It seems like a lot of them are surprisingly picky and are only interested in women who look like strippers and porn stars. Personality doesn't appear to come in to it, nor making an emotional connection with another person - some just want their hole with a very niche physical type, and are absolutely seething that women aren't sex dispensers. You can feel for the guys who are just lonely and depressed, but there are a fair number of proper psychopaths among them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 20 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Having met both @101and @BFTD I’d say they’d make an unusual though cute couple. I've always imagined BFTD looks like a wizard, am I right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 25 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've always imagined BFTD looks like a wizard, am I right? Simply just his username prompting my thought process but I’ve always pictured BFTD as the guy on the Fatboy Slim album cover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 44 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've always imagined BFTD looks like a wizard, am I right? A lady never tells. But yeah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've always imagined BFTD looks like a wizard, am I right? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Has he explained that incident at the ball park yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've always imagined BFTD looks like a wizard, am I right? Brian Blessed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Another wild thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 I suppose I do have a wizardly quality these days ...and I've never been anything like that fat, Miley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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