Arthur daley Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said: Hips don't lie. Shakira, Shakira 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyBear Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 It was Tony ! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 37 minutes ago, greendot said: Have we met before? I can't have read your post, i was at a party at pizza express. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 "Arnold Clark Edinburgh. We're here for you. We take care of you" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Last night."I'm only going out for a couple of pints." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 On 31/08/2021 at 19:34, Gaz FFC said: "The good old days." Said by pensioners who probably also believe in Brexit. Pensioners are mostly shitey, gullible idiots who spew bollocks. I love this sort of post. It makes me think of a time in the distant future when posters such as this are raging at younger people criticising them for the crime of being old. Mind you maybe global warming, a nuclear war or an even worse global pandemic will have wiped the earth clean by then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Any sentence beginning with, "To be honest..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 I’m not an alcoholic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 A boy i used to work with went to Mexico with his mrs, one of those all inclusive ones. He came back telling us how good it was and how he made loads of friends with people and the waiters were really sound. Had the radio on in the office and the song Despacito came on the radio, the guy told us how his pals the waiters were telling them all the spanish words and their meanings and that Despacito was actually spanish for ‘liar’, he went in a huff because I told him it meant ‘slow’ or something ie the lyrics of the song. He was absolutely furious that the ‘friends’ he made would lie to him. Not a massive lie but certainly my favourite non offensive wind up. He continued to go in wee huffs when the song came on the radio and instead of singing Despacito we’d sing ‘liar’. His mrs left him not long after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Once I had to do this ice breaker at a new job where you had to say something about your life that was either true or false and then there was a 20 questions type interrogation so people could work out which one it was. I managed to convince an entire room of people that I was a pilot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 "Well, that's never happened before" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Only in the Premier League could x happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 10 hours ago, Ya Bezzer! said: Once I had to do this ice breaker at a new job where you had to say something about your life that was either true or false and then there was a 20 questions type interrogation so people could work out which one it was. I managed to convince an entire room of people that I was a pilot. ^^^ Frank Abagnale 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 12 hours ago, Ya Bezzer! said: Once I had to do this ice breaker at a new job where you had to say something about your life that was either true or false and then there was a 20 questions type interrogation so people could work out which one it was. I managed to convince an entire room of people that I was a pilot. That’s what happens when you’re flying at an interview. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 20 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: That’s what happens when you’re flying at an interview. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 4 hours ago, GNU_Linux said: Only in the Premier League could x happen. 'Best league in the world' premier League you mean 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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