Sergeant Wilson Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 56 minutes ago, A Diamond For Me said: See these sticky-fingered polis? It's a victimless crime! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 6 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's a victimless crime! Like punching someone in the dark 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/trans-man-blasts-fatphobic-turkey-33737428 Infected and stones over weight. Maybe the surgeon should've tried a lobotomy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 Trans man - Woke Fatphobic - Unwoke Sign language interpreter - Woke Cancelling surgery to remove breast tissue - Unwoke At last some equilibrium in the War on Woke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 (edited) I'm going to go through that article line by line because I hate everything and everyone. First two paragraphs. Top surgeon at a weight loss clinic, fatphobic? I mean the entire business is based around making fat people thin, does that count as fatphobia? ALso, they say that the loss is £2,000 when they raised £6,000 - will this discrepency be explained in the artilce? I hope so. He also claims that he faced fatphobia from the "Instagram agent" who arrange dthe operation. Is this like a secret service agent? Do Instragram have an intelligence service? Does the guy rappell down buildings, smashing into clinic to abduct rotund Scots to be taken to Turkey to get their love handles sucked out, and probably injected into another Instagrammers arse cheeks? Next paragraph. Aha. Despite filling out a pre-op questionaire, it turned out when the surgeon examined him that additional scans would be needed. These things happen before operations, I'm sure anyone who has ever been in for a procedure has found this out. Elliot felt very guilty and offered all the money back but no-one wanted it. Ker-ching! Next paragraph - Long waiting lists for this operation in the UK so Elliot decided on going private. The UK cost is £10,000 so Els went with crowdfunding to raise £6,000 for Turkey. Doesn't seem like a huge difference if you are crowdfunding it? The cancellation meant that he'd spent £2,000 - seems a lot considering he hadn't got his operation yet? Did he perhaps fit in a nice little holiday as part of this crowd funded endeavour? Next paragaph - turns out Elliot had a throat infection so needed a course of antibiotics to go ahead and also the anaesthetist had concerns about Elliots weight. Sad times for Elliot who appears to have found the only cosmetic surgeon in TUrkey that has robust pre-operation safety procedures and solid medical ethics. Sadly this mean Elliot missed his surgery slot. In addition - "Elliot claims the surgeon said that the anaesthetist was fatphobic, and this was the reason she did not want to go ahead with the surgery." Yes this sounds like something that definitely happened and you absolutely didn't make up. Final paragraph we get to the crux of the story - Elliot has new surgery booked for Madrid but needs some more crowdfunding to get there. Apparently the surgeons in Madrid love fat f**kers so he'll be grand. Nice place to get the old surgery as well. Maybe you could schedule some procedures in Cancun or Florida or maybe a domestic trip to Craig Tara, not sure they have any surgeons though. Ah what a swim through modern day nonsense that was. Well done if you made it this far, I wouldn't have. Edited September 24 by ICTChris 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumpy Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 I just saw the photo of the happy couple and that was enough for me, both belong in the sea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Final paragraph we get to the crux of the story - Elliot has new surgery booked for Madrid but needs some more crowdfunding to get there. Apparently the surgeons in Madrid love fat f**kers so he'll be grand. Nice place to get the old surgery as well. Maybe you could schedule some procedures in Cancun or Florida or maybe a domestic trip to Craig Tara, not sure they have any surgeons though. . Miami’s pretty competitive for new boobs and arses; not sure about fat c***s tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I'm going to go through that article line by line because I hate everything and everyone. First two paragraphs. Top surgeon at a weight loss clinic, fatphobic? I mean the entire business is based around making fat people thin, does that count as fatphobia? ALso, they say that the loss is £2,000 when they raised £6,000 - will this discrepency be explained in the artilce? I hope so. He also claims that he faced fatphobia from the "Instagram agent" who arrange dthe operation. Is this like a secret service agent? Do Instragram have an intelligence service? Does the guy rappell down buildings, smashing into clinic to abduct rotund Scots to be taken to Turkey to get their love handles sucked out, and probably injected into another Instagrammers arse cheeks? Next paragraph. Aha. Despite filling out a pre-op questionaire, it turned out when the surgeon examined him that additional scans would be needed. These things happen before operations, I'm sure anyone who has ever been in for a procedure has found this out. Elliot felt very guilty and offered all the money back but no-one wanted it. Ker-ching! Next paragraph - Long waiting lists for this operation in the UK so Elliot decided on going private. The UK cost is £10,000 so Els went with crowdfunding to raise £6,000 for Turkey. Doesn't seem like a huge difference if you are crowdfunding it? The cancellation meant that he'd spent £2,000 - seems a lot considering he hadn't got his operation yet? Did he perhaps fit in a nice little holiday as part of this crowd funded endeavour? Next paragaph - turns out Elliot had a throat infection so needed a course of antibiotics to go ahead and also the anaesthetist had concerns about Elliots weight. Sad times for Elliot who appears to have found the only cosmetic surgeon in TUrkey that has robust pre-operation safety procedures and solid medical ethics. Sadly this mean Elliot missed his surgery slot. In addition - "Elliot claims the surgeon said that the anaesthetist was fatphobic, and this was the reason she did not want to go ahead with the surgery." Yes this sounds like something that definitely happened and you absolutely didn't make up. Final paragraph we get to the crux of the story - Elliot has new surgery booked for Madrid but needs some more crowdfunding to get there. Apparently the surgeons in Madrid love fat f**kers so he'll be grand. Nice place to get the old surgery as well. Maybe you could schedule some procedures in Cancun or Florida or maybe a domestic trip to Craig Tara, not sure they have any surgeons though. Ah what a swim through modern day nonsense that was. Well done if you made it this far, I wouldn't have. I see a lot of myself in this post, I'm very proud of you Chris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I'm going to go through that article line by line because I hate everything and everyone. First two paragraphs. Top surgeon at a weight loss clinic, fatphobic? I mean the entire business is based around making fat people thin, does that count as fatphobia? ALso, they say that the loss is £2,000 when they raised £6,000 - will this discrepency be explained in the artilce? I hope so. He also claims that he faced fatphobia from the "Instagram agent" who arrange dthe operation. Is this like a secret service agent? Do Instragram have an intelligence service? Does the guy rappell down buildings, smashing into clinic to abduct rotund Scots to be taken to Turkey to get their love handles sucked out, and probably injected into another Instagrammers arse cheeks? Next paragraph. Aha. Despite filling out a pre-op questionaire, it turned out when the surgeon examined him that additional scans would be needed. These things happen before operations, I'm sure anyone who has ever been in for a procedure has found this out. Elliot felt very guilty and offered all the money back but no-one wanted it. Ker-ching! Next paragraph - Long waiting lists for this operation in the UK so Elliot decided on going private. The UK cost is £10,000 so Els went with crowdfunding to raise £6,000 for Turkey. Doesn't seem like a huge difference if you are crowdfunding it? The cancellation meant that he'd spent £2,000 - seems a lot considering he hadn't got his operation yet? Did he perhaps fit in a nice little holiday as part of this crowd funded endeavour? Next paragaph - turns out Elliot had a throat infection so needed a course of antibiotics to go ahead and also the anaesthetist had concerns about Elliots weight. Sad times for Elliot who appears to have found the only cosmetic surgeon in TUrkey that has robust pre-operation safety procedures and solid medical ethics. Sadly this mean Elliot missed his surgery slot. In addition - "Elliot claims the surgeon said that the anaesthetist was fatphobic, and this was the reason she did not want to go ahead with the surgery." Yes this sounds like something that definitely happened and you absolutely didn't make up. Final paragraph we get to the crux of the story - Elliot has new surgery booked for Madrid but needs some more crowdfunding to get there. Apparently the surgeons in Madrid love fat f**kers so he'll be grand. Nice place to get the old surgery as well. Maybe you could schedule some procedures in Cancun or Florida or maybe a domestic trip to Craig Tara, not sure they have any surgeons though. Ah what a swim through modern day nonsense that was. Well done if you made it this far, I wouldn't have. I just don't get the whole crowdfunding culture for things like this. Good causes, aye, I've often donated to folk doing charity stuff etc this way, but basically begging for donations for your dugs vets bill because you were too tight to take out insurance etc, gtf. I'm sure 5ft 6", 18st Elliott could have raised enough money on their own, or avoided the need for the op at all simply by not spending unnecessary funds on overeating to the stage of morbid obesity. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 45 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Miami’s pretty competitive for new boobs and arses; not sure about fat c***s tho. You'll be in a better place to confirm than I but surely there aren't many places in America that aren't fat centric. 3 minutes ago, 'WellDel said: I just don't get the whole crowdfunding culture for things like this. Good causes, aye, I've often donated to folk doing charity stuff etc this way, but basically begging for donations for your dugs vets bill because you were too tight to take out insurance etc, gtf. I'm sure 5ft 6", 18st Elliott could have raised enough money on their own, or avoided the need for the op at all simply by not spending unnecessary funds on overeating to the stage of morbid obesity. I donated to Aaron Doran's crowdfunder in the summer because he clearly got completely f*cked over by the club I support and it just felt like the right thing to do. Also, he didn't start it, it was one of his former team mates, which makes a difference I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Also, he didn't start it, it was one of his former team mates, which makes a difference I think. @grimbo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 1 hour ago, 'WellDel said: I just don't get the whole crowdfunding culture for things like this. I'm crowd funding to raise money to give me the lifestyle I think I deserve. I'm not going to lie, it's been a bit slow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cptn Hooch Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: I'm going to go through that article line by line because I hate everything and everyone. First two paragraphs. Top surgeon at a weight loss clinic, fatphobic? I mean the entire business is based around making fat people thin, does that count as fatphobia? ALso, they say that the loss is £2,000 when they raised £6,000 - will this discrepency be explained in the artilce? I hope so. He also claims that he faced fatphobia from the "Instagram agent" who arrange dthe operation. Is this like a secret service agent? Do Instragram have an intelligence service? Does the guy rappell down buildings, smashing into clinic to abduct rotund Scots to be taken to Turkey to get their love handles sucked out, and probably injected into another Instagrammers arse cheeks? Next paragraph. Aha. Despite filling out a pre-op questionaire, it turned out when the surgeon examined him that additional scans would be needed. These things happen before operations, I'm sure anyone who has ever been in for a procedure has found this out. Elliot felt very guilty and offered all the money back but no-one wanted it. Ker-ching! Next paragraph - Long waiting lists for this operation in the UK so Elliot decided on going private. The UK cost is £10,000 so Els went with crowdfunding to raise £6,000 for Turkey. Doesn't seem like a huge difference if you are crowdfunding it? The cancellation meant that he'd spent £2,000 - seems a lot considering he hadn't got his operation yet? Did he perhaps fit in a nice little holiday as part of this crowd funded endeavour? Next paragaph - turns out Elliot had a throat infection so needed a course of antibiotics to go ahead and also the anaesthetist had concerns about Elliots weight. Sad times for Elliot who appears to have found the only cosmetic surgeon in TUrkey that has robust pre-operation safety procedures and solid medical ethics. Sadly this mean Elliot missed his surgery slot. In addition - "Elliot claims the surgeon said that the anaesthetist was fatphobic, and this was the reason she did not want to go ahead with the surgery." Yes this sounds like something that definitely happened and you absolutely didn't make up. Final paragraph we get to the crux of the story - Elliot has new surgery booked for Madrid but needs some more crowdfunding to get there. Apparently the surgeons in Madrid love fat f**kers so he'll be grand. Nice place to get the old surgery as well. Maybe you could schedule some procedures in Cancun or Florida or maybe a domestic trip to Craig Tara, not sure they have any surgeons though. Ah what a swim through modern day nonsense that was. Well done if you made it this far, I wouldn't have. I'm not sure I've read a post today that I agree with more 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I see a lot of myself in this post, I'm very proud of you Chris. I'm sure you mean this as a compliment, but thoughts with Chris at this time all the same. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Alice Webb: Arrests after non-surgical Brazilian butt lift death - BBC News They've almost made a huge arse of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 44 minutes ago, Steve_Wilkos said: Alice Webb: Arrests after non-surgical Brazilian butt lift death - BBC News They've almost made a huge arse of it. That's a terrible story, five kids without a mother. I'm sure there are many reputable cosmetic clinics but I would be very hesitant to have injections like that administered in a non-medical place by someone who isn't a nurse or doctor. If I understand it correctly, they inject material into your buttocks which makes them look bigger. If you get anything contaminating that then it's extremely bad news - everyone will be aware of cases when drug addicts have lost limbs or suffered horrible wounds from injecting in non-sterile envionments, it's also something you see in bodybuilders who hit up the old Mexican vitamins in gym changing rooms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 The trend for having a shelf-like erse is certainly something I don't understand - at my age I appreciate a curve but not those preposterous looking bums This young woman was pretty and well loved - what an absolute tragedy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted Wednesday at 10:27 Share Posted Wednesday at 10:27 What's the most unusual thing you ever used a Swiss Army / Pen knife for ??? BBC News - Brighton: Surgeon operated with penknife he uses to cut up lunch - BBC News https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62g7ed3qzxo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted Wednesday at 12:23 Share Posted Wednesday at 12:23 1 hour ago, Billy Jean King said: What's the most unusual thing you ever used a Swiss Army / Pen knife for ??? BBC News - Brighton: Surgeon operated with penknife he uses to cut up lunch - BBC News https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62g7ed3qzxo Getting Boy Scouts out of horses' hooves 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted Wednesday at 12:58 Share Posted Wednesday at 12:58 2 hours ago, Billy Jean King said: What's the most unusual thing you ever used a Swiss Army / Pen knife for ??? BBC News - Brighton: Surgeon operated with penknife he uses to cut up lunch - BBC News https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62g7ed3qzxo Watching numerous medical shows on TV, it's very common to use a kitchen knife and pen to create an airway in a patient's throat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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