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13 minutes ago, Musketeer Gripweed said:

Edit: Doesn't mention if he was still attached to the cactus, which is disappointing. Hope they find the Rolex as well now.

 The kindest thing would be to pocket the stolen watch, no point in sullying his memory.

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21 minutes ago, Musketeer Gripweed said:

Edit: Doesn't mention if he was still attached to the cactus, which is disappointing. Hope they find the Rolex as well now.

Have they tried asking it its name?

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11 minutes ago, Highlandmagar said:

Ah! Rather a cretin aren't you? Basking in joy of the disappearance of a child and the death of a teenager!

Basking in the joy 

 

f**k me, get a load the arbiter of the moral compass of dark humour over here.

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Just now, Peil said:

Basking in the joy 

 

f**k me, get a load the arbiter of the moral compass of dark humour over here.

You made reference to these two tragic events over a football game! You definitely have no morals.

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16 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:

Jokes about Jay Slater are like Madeleine McCann Jokes

They’ll never get old

So, Jay Slater has been found right where his phone went flat. 

I guess it’s true then. These young people really can’t live without their phones

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33 minutes ago, MacDuffman said:

It said the body was found near his clothes and possessions. Why weren't they on him?

He took them all off in case they got damaged before he stuck himself onto the cactus/ cacti

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13 hours ago, scottsdad said:

So, Jay Slater has been found right where his phone went flat. 

I guess it’s true then. These young people really can’t live without their phones

Seems a bit unusual that, if they knew the location of where the phone last appeared, why wasn't this searched right away? I'm no detective or anything, but probably a good shout. 

Maybe something more suspicious going on, perhaps I should head over to conspiracy theories. 

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