Duszek Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Our Euro-Peruvian Christmas mishmash is always pleasing. Felix Navidad, cuntos. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 [emoji23] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Aldi had a Christmas bread ring with a camambert in the middle. If anyone sees it, fucking buy it. It was incredible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Aldi had a Christmas bread ring with a camambert in the middle. If anyone sees it, fucking buy it. It was incredible. We did. It was fucking lovely. I washed it down with a lovely German marzen beer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Aldi had a Christmas bread ring with a camambert in the middle. If anyone sees it, fucking buy it. It was incredible. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Home from my parents at the back of 6. Just sat working through the beer selection I racked up today. Also, how good are Turkey sandwiches? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanFan Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: The likes of George Bailey running along a snowy street shouting "merry Christmas!" in Its a Wonderful Life can move aside for I have decided that this is clearly the best Christmas film scene of all time: Accurate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Merry Christmas from Poland! My Christmas Eve travelling attire. Seems like I have spent the last two days delivering gifts to all the kids in her family. Funny that, no idea why the would ask me as despite us going out for 12 years I still cannot construct a sentence in Polish 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sugar_Army said: Merry Christmas from Poland! My Christmas Eve travelling attire. Seems like I have spent the last two days delivering gifts to all the kids in her family. Funny that, no idea why the would ask me as despite us going out for 12 years I still cannot construct a sentence in Polish Next year just say ”kurwa” to everyone. It means Merry Christmas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Duszek said: Our Euro-Peruvian Christmas mishmash is always pleasing. Felix Navidad, cuntos. Edited December 25, 2021 by Nkomo-A-Gogo 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 (edited) "Next year just say ”kurwa” to everyone. It means Merry Christmas." Yeah right! I know the odd swear word and enough not to die of hunger or thirst...just no idea how to put them into a sentence. I should like I have tourettes...I just shout a word. About 5 years ago at her family dinner (22 people sitting there) they all did this thing where each took turns to say a little something. You know, "I hope you all have good health and wish you success for the new year" etc. I thought I would try to impress them (big mistake) so I asked her to quickly tell me something to say. From the reaction I knew something was not right... everybody pissing themselves...the her aunt gives the thumbs up to me and says "Gooooood" My dear beloved had got me to stand up in front of her mother, sister, aunts and even a grannie to announce "I have a very big penis". Lesson learned! Edited December 25, 2021 by Sugar_Army 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Big Christmas shout out to the Canadian 1st Army who, while fighting in Holland in 1944, received a plea from Germans for a Christmas truce, who played Silent Night over loudspeakers to the Allied troops. In response the Canadians troops fired a volley of mortars and machine gun fire at German lines. The right thing to do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 6 hours ago, The Master said: Next year just say ”kurwa” to everyone. It means Merry Christmas. ^^^^ dupek 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Decided that steaming last night was the best time to tell my parents we are planning to move to the states in the next couple of years which, I'll be honest, was probably a dick move 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: Decided that steaming last night was the best time to tell my parents we are planning to move to the states in the next couple of years which, I'll be honest, was probably a dick move Off the Christmas card list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: Decided that steaming last night was the best time to tell my parents we are planning to move to the states in the next couple of years which, I'll be honest, was probably a dick move Hope they got you some shooting lessons and an AK47 as Christmas presents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 10 hours ago, Sugar_Army said: "Next year just say ”kurwa” to everyone. It means Merry Christmas." Yeah right! I know the odd swear word and enough not to die of hunger or thirst...just no idea how to put them into a sentence. I should like I have tourettes...I just shout a word. About 5 years ago at her family dinner (22 people sitting there) they all did this thing where each took turns to say a little something. You know, "I hope you all have good health and wish you success for the new year" etc. I thought I would try to impress them (big mistake) so I asked her to quickly tell me something to say. From the reaction I knew something was not right... everybody pissing themselves...the her aunt gives the thumbs up to me and says "Gooooood" My dear beloved had got me to stand up in front of her mother, sister, aunts and even a grannie to announce "I have a very big penis". Lesson learned! Pokesh me cheepka 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 23 minutes ago, RH33 said: Off the Christmas card list. Tbf they live abroad and while they're planning on coming back to visit in January obviously who knows at the moment and wanted to tell them in person. They're very supportive and with my partner being from there expected it at some point anyway. With the length of time the green card process takes we need to get married next year as well so had to tell them really. 13 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Hope they got you some shooting lessons and an AK47 as Christmas presents. I will settle for nothing less than an AR-15 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 9 hours ago, ICTChris said: Big Christmas shout out to the Canadian 1st Army who, while fighting in Holland in 1944, received a plea from Germans for a Christmas truce, who played Silent Night over loudspeakers to the Allied troops. In response the Canadians troops fired a volley of mortars and machine gun fire at German lines. The right thing to do. The Canucks had it in for the Germans after they learned that the SS massacred some Canadian POWs- our Commonwealth chums were pretty hard b*****ds in the War and not to be messed with 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: Decided that steaming last night was the best time to tell my parents we are planning to move to the states in the next couple of years which, I'll be honest, was probably a dick move Will you change your user name, you're obviously not that fussed about Hibs? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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