Moomintroll Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, hk blues said: I think he meant the dog's arse It's Throbber m9, who knows? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: It's Throbber m9, who knows? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 33 minutes ago, hk blues said: I think he meant the dog's arse I see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I quite often wonder with these kind of dogs... How would you deal with one that's attacking someone? There's a couple that look reasonably similar show up at the kids school, and they un nerve me somewhat. Big strong fuckers. Not that any of them appear bad tempered tbf but anytime I see a dog like that, I dont let my kids, who otherwise go and see every fucking dog they see, anywhere near them What do you do if the situation arose though? Headlock? Or is that just for bears? Grab its front legs and vigorously pull them apart, which splits open its rib cage so you can kick it in the heart. So I was told in school by a boy ITK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Stand perfectly still, or is that for dinosaurs? Can't really remember 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Buy a short baton style battery cattle prod off AliBaBa which can be kept up your sleeve a la 'Casino'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Roll down the windows and put the heating on full blast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Read this story yesterday... https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/mum-joanne-robinson-killed-pet-24514571 According to granny “They were good dogs, they are not a banned breed and were not dangerous. They were not related but they got on well together. I don’t know why they suddenly snapped. Rocco’s a big dog, he’s bigger than a lion." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 On 11/06/2022 at 10:07, coprolite said: Point behind it, shout “look, a cat”, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 “Cookie was euthanised in the back garden by a trained vet” as opposed to an untrained vet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 16 hours ago, Lurkst said: Read this story yesterday... https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/mum-joanne-robinson-killed-pet-24514571 According to granny “They were good dogs, they are not a banned breed and were not dangerous. They were not related but they got on well together. I don’t know why they suddenly snapped. Rocco’s a big dog, he’s bigger than a lion." Her tearful granddaughter added: “He was like a small horse.” Wouldn't harm a fly, obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 I clicked on the link, bit insensitive of the website to have this on the same page as the harrowing story of a dog mauling it's owner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 On 25/05/2022 at 18:13, tamthebam said: A historical name...or called after an old Newcastle keeper! Blondi was a historical alsatian. Belonged to a certain German chap... Austrian. On 25/05/2022 at 15:01, Aladdin said: American Bullys are offshoots of american pitbulls that are meant to have had the aggression bred out of them. Absolutely fearsome looking but should behave like big lapdogs. Im loathe to blame dogs for their behaviour, especially when so many were bred for bloodsports historically. Potentially dangerous dogs also seem to be the choice of daftys - maybe some sort of extended licensing scheme for multiple breeds. The dugs, or the dafties? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 12 hours ago, Thorongil said: “Cookie was euthanised in the back garden by a trained vet” as opposed to an untrained vet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 12 hours ago, Swordfishtrombone said: I clicked on the link, bit insensitive of the website to have this on the same page as the harrowing story of a dog mauling it's owner. Are they saying those are cues to have it put down? Bit harsh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 35 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Are they saying those are cues to have it put down? Bit harsh. Looks like the wife's days are numbered then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 4, 2022 Author Share Posted October 4, 2022 No doubt the five American bulldogs in this house were all lovely and had never hurt a fly before https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-63129095 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 Dogs are psychopaths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 Tragic nan 'bitten by dog In other news, a Toxteth chapati was mauled by a budgie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 On 25/05/2022 at 07:27, Richey Edwards said: I have budgies. To my knowledge, my budgies have never killed anyone. Late to the tale, but…and it’s Wrexham, for the bonus! https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/budgie-hobby-killed-man-54-2835017.amp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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