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Yes, after the super soaraway successes of the Covid and Monkeypox outbreaks and threads, it’s one from yesteryear - polio is back!

The UK Health Security Agency has identified samples of polio in wastewater in London. It appears the source of the virus is someone who has had an oral polio vaccine abroad and then travelled to London. The samples have identified that the virus appears to have been transmitted person to person, a significant concernZ. No cases have been reported yet but a National incident has been declared.

Have any P&Bers got polio?

What illness from the past should we bring back Next?

When do we declare a lockdown, close the schools and stop going to huge orgies?

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27 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

I would suggest posters read the first couple of pages in the COVID thread before responding.

My take is that there will be a 98% mortality rate by August 6th.

August 6th.  I think you are getting confused with the bombing of Hiroshima.

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11 minutes ago, Fullerene said:

August 6th.  I think you are getting confused with the bombing of Hiroshima.

So long as you’re not accusing me of getting confused and bombing Hiroshima.

 

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11 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said:

#letsspeakaboutgout 

Thankfully, after much deliberation Salt 'n' Peppa binned this song and went back to the studio to instead record what has since become a #banger.

 

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8 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

Thankfully, after much deliberation Salt 'n' Peppa binned this song and went back to the studio to instead record what has since become a #banger.

 

Let's talk about gout, baby
Let's talk about remedies 
Let's talk about all the food stuffs
And the bad stuff affecting knees.

Let's talk about gout.

 

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2 hours ago, ICTChris said:

Yes, after the super soaraway successes of the Covid and Monkeypox outbreaks and threads, it’s one from yesteryear - polio is back!

The UK Health Security Agency has identified samples of polio in wastewater in London. It appears the source of the virus is someone who has had an oral polio vaccine abroad and then travelled to London. The samples have identified that the virus appears to have been transmitted person to person, a significant concernZ. No cases have been reported yet but a National incident has been declared.

Have any P&Bers got polio?

What illness from the past should we bring back Next?

When do we declare a lockdown, close the schools and stop going to huge orgies?

Nope. Hopefully my vaccination is still doing the business.

Mumps. Agony when I had it and very few people get it these days.

Get Christmas out the way first. January is a depressing month anyway.

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