Who will be the next permanent manager of the Conservatives?

[badgertheeuro24witness]

4 minutes ago, Lofarl said:

Sergey Lavrov.

Seems to have a cushy number as a member of Vlad's coaching staff.

The lad Lukashenko might fancy a step up from a smaller league. He's been experimenting with attacking formations recently but heavily reliant on loans from Russia. Would probably insist on total control though. Can't see that going down well with the owners.

[btb]

Paisley's finest ex-schoolgirl here sporting St. Mirren's original colours....

[BFTD]

I can think of one world class manager who is currently free, and has a track record of taking over clubs that he had no previous connection to.

It'd be a bit of a step down from his last top drawer job, but you'll never know if you don't ask.

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Lord Frost or Mordant 

[Merkie84]

5 hours ago, BFTD said:

I can think of one world class manager who is currently free, and has a track record of taking over clubs that he had no previous connection to.

It'd be a bit of a step down from his last top drawer job, but you'll never know if you don't ask.

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Depressingly if you stuck a blue rosette on him he would probably be elected with a 100 odd seat majority. 

[doulikefish]

Barclay will be next methinks 

[sparky88]

It would be dreadful, but I think the Tories might just pick Steve Baker. 

[btb]

Ben Wallace, Defence Secretary  (can't hurt us being "at war", ex-soldier (must be pics of him in a flak jacket somewhere), boring (definitely not Boris), don't yhink he has many enemies yet plus as an ex list MSP he's practically Scottish - he ticks a lot of the boxes.

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[renton]

10 minutes ago, sparky88 said:

It would be dreadful, but I think the Tories might just pick Steve Baker. 

Well, sans the previously 'populist' Johnson - there isn't really a Tory candidate I can see that will simultaneously appeal to the party acitivists and the broader nation. The latter might prefer Jeremy Hunt, the former someone like Sunak or Baker. Would Javid, Mourdant or Wallace occupy more of a middle ground?

[Antlion]

It will be amusing hearing Tories wring their hands in mock outrage at that blasted Scotch “divisiveness”, as they embark on yet another divisive leadership contest, having just divided their big dog from power and the dignity (haha) of office.

[Duries Air Freshener]

I'd like to see Javid at the helm.

[Duries Air Freshener]

3 minutes ago, Antlion said:

It will be amusing hearing Tories wring their hands in mock outrage at that blasted Scotch “divisiveness”, as they embark on yet another divisive leadership contest, having just divided their big dog from power and the dignity (haha) of office.

Aye, they should just ditch the contest and not have a leader 

[Left Back]

[welshbairn]

Runners and riders from a few days ago.

https://conservativehome.com/2022/07/03/our-survey-next-tory-leader-wallace-leads-mordaunt-by-two-votes-in-over-seven-hundred/

[Lord Snooty]

Likely be a WASP. BJ supposedly RC but you can take that with a pincher of salt.

Likely to be a bloke. [Blame Theresa May]

Likely to have a full head of hair. [Last bald PM? Maggie?]

Heterosexual. [Married, preferably a family man]

Likely to be a far right c**t.

SO....??

 

[Ya Bezzer!]

[Billy Jean King]

Is he on Gardening leave yet ?

[Blootoon87]

There's a lot of buzz around Lenny.

[Dawson Park Boy]

1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said:

Likely be a WASP. BJ supposedly RC but you can take that with a pincher of salt.

Likely to be a bloke. [Blame Theresa May]

Likely to have a full head of hair. [Last bald PM? Maggie?]

Heterosexual. [Married, preferably a family man]

Likely to be a far right c**t.

SO....??

 

Sounds good to me.

[Granny Danger]

I really hope it’s Sunak.