Salt n Vinegar Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 12 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: The mythical Japanese 'Shirime' Well, that's one way to keep an eye out for a bloke with a sword. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 It's an old Spike Milligan joke "A man goes to the Doctor and says "I've swallowed a glass eye". The Doctor says "Go behind the screen, take your clothes off and bend over" The man does so and the Doctor sees the glass eye sticking out of the man's rear end. The Doctor says "What's the matter- don't you trust me?"..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 Well, that's my weekend sorted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 Confucius he say ' man with eye for arsehole' will never say ' things are looking up' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 (edited) @Alert Mongoose has changed his avatar. Must've had the latest edition of 'Bravissimo' quarterly magazine delivered. Edited June 27 by Florentine_Pogen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 The Mad Men character Freddie Rumsen was played by Joel Murray, the youngest brother of Ghostbuster Bill Murray 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyro Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 (edited) KENNETH! Edited June 28 by Spyro 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 On 27/06/2024 at 16:40, Florentine_Pogen said: @Alert Mongoose has changed his avatar. Must've had the latest edition of 'Bravissimo' quarterly magazine delivered. He really needs to change his signature to include the name of his latest muse. So we can warn them about how their pictures are being abused, obviously. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 I only just found out that ‘OTE’ in a job listing means ‘On target earnings’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 On 26/06/2024 at 06:24, tamthebam said: unless you play a cat at Jenga Well, you say that... https://web.facebook.com/MTV/videos/cat-playing-jenga-ridiculousness/1795767673792583/?_rdc=1&_rdr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 'Outwith' is generally not used outwith Scotland. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 4 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said: 'Outwith' is generally not used outwith Scotland. Ditto oxter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 23 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Ditto oxter. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 (edited) Belfast is as close to Kilmarnock as it is the westernmost point of Northern Ireland. ... and every part of the Scottish mainland is closer to the northernmost part of mainland ROI than the latter is to the SW point of mainland ROI. Edited July 21 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 On 13/07/2024 at 17:28, Florentine_Pogen said: Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wid Me too, however, I fear we'd be barking up the wrong tree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 I was at the football yesterday and learned that the uniform of the adult ned is now a hoodie by a brand called represent. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 2 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: I was at the football yesterday and learned that the uniform of the adult ned is now a hoodie by a brand called represent. Youve not come across the gentlemen in “weekend offender” gear then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 24 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Me too, however, I fear we'd be barking up the wrong tree. Not for the first, nor the last time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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