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The Official ‘Hi-Risk Anus PM’ Clusterfuck Thread


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1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said:

Genuinely convinced that the Tories do not even want to win the election and are just brainstorming the most backward, archaic, stereotypical Tory ideas to use for their election pledges knowing that they will never be in the position to actually implement them.

Drag it all out in the open now when you know it's not a vote winner, spend the next five years constantly bringing it up to get the public used to hearing it, then use it all again at the next election in the hope that the public say, "well, Labour haven't done much, maybe we could try hanging single mothers and see if that helps?"

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32 minutes ago, JS_FFC said:

Rishi trying to get down with the kids

 

 

It's like something from Brass Eye.

"Hi this is Bruno Brooks. We all like to party. Absolutely."

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2 hours ago, JS_FFC said:

Rishi trying to get down with the kids

 

 

Fair play to him; if I knew I was only working for the next six weeks and then I was buggering off to California to relax by a swimming pool full of my wife’s money I wouldn’t be putting in any sort of effort whatsoever. ‘Sir, you need to do a TikTok.’ ‘Oh do I, aye? Away and fucking raffle yourself’. 

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49 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:

Fair play to him; if I knew I was only working for the next six weeks and then I was buggering off to California to relax by a swimming pool full of my wife’s money I wouldn’t be putting in any sort of effort whatsoever. ‘Sir, you need to do a TikTok.’ ‘Oh do I, aye? Away and fucking raffle yourself’. 

Sunak saying ‘Away and fucking raffle yourself’ 😂

 

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Just now, Granny Danger said:

Not sure if this is the right thread, but I’d put money on the next Tory leader being a white male.

Robert Jenrick.

Tugendhat.

Chris Philp.

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41 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Not sure if this is the right thread, but I’d put money on the next Tory leader being a white male.

You thinking of applying for the job ?

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Just now, ICTChris said:

Quote on Braverman.

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“lost all her mates and pissed off the gays” same Suella, same.

She was ranting about the pride flag in some link from Washington at some Tory meeting 

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1 hour ago, doulikefish said:

She was ranting about the pride flag in some link from Washington at some Tory meeting 

She's a vicious, bigoted c**t. 

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On 08/07/2024 at 20:33, Cheese said:

You thinking of applying for the job ?

Not really, but if Starmer can lead the ‘Labour’ Party…

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1 minute ago, Granny Danger said:

Not really, but if Starmer can lead the ‘Labour’ Party…

I was thinking that the other day. Imagine Keir Hardie coming back to find, not that the leader of the Labour Party was his namesake, but people called him "Sir Keir".

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