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The Official ‘Hi-Risk Anus PM’ Clusterfuck Thread


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16 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

"Jesus, we must be finished for today surely?"

"Sorry Sir, just the Scottish Secretary to go.."

"f**k, who's he? Did he vote for me? Ah fuckit, who cares, keep him, we can sort it out later.."

On Sky News, when he wandered up Downing Street, neither Beth Rigby, or the other pundit she was on with, knew who he was.  They were speculating that it might be Alister Jack, but said they'd check.

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30 minutes ago, Dawson Park Boy said:

Every expert on the planet thought that lockdowns were necessary.

Where did that get us?

I make up my own mind about things.

You backed unfunded tax cuts until announcing them crashed the markets. Then you backed tax increases on the middle classes.

I don't think you make your own mind up about anything before the latest poster boy or girl on the right says it first.

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24 minutes ago, Antlion said:

So just to keep us up to speed on your approach to “experts”:

Those who advised lockdowns: bad - ignore them.

Those who advised against Brexit: bad - ignore them.

Those who advise against Scottish independence - good, listen to them!

Just make up your own mind.

Basic principle of conservatism.

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23 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said:

On Sky News, when he wandered up Downing Street, neither Beth Rigby, or the other pundit she was on with, knew who he was.  They were speculating that it might be Alister Jack, but said they'd check.

 

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50 minutes ago, Highlandmagar said:

You have to say that the Tories having 3 female PM's and now an Asian descent PM are way ahead of Labour on opportunity. Labour. Every leader being a white male.

Depends on opportunity for who tho. Labour at a couple of points have had reasonable enough human beings as leader whereas the Tories have only ever provided opportunity for abject fucking c***s. 

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25 minutes ago, Dawson Park Boy said:

Just make up your own mind.

Basic principle of conservatism.

That's the very opposite of conservatism, it's hippy libertarianism.

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17 minutes ago, Dawson Park Boy said:

Just make up your own mind.

Basic principle of conservatism.

That explains why you were demanding answers and directing people to articles discussing the constitution, after making up your own mind on a constitutional issue based on … what was it? Oh yes - fantasies printed on the side of a bus.

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3 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:
Hearing that Michael Gove *will* make a return to the Department for Levelling Up to “finish off the job” - sources
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"Finish off the job"........fvcking hell.

He's the Minister for Rupert Murdoch.

 

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3 hours ago, btb said:

@Granny Danger Surely a change to the thread title?

Main point - gotta love that "special relationship".

I will take that under advisement.  There’s actually a few options to play with Risky Shoerack’s name.

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1 hour ago, btb said:

They were until we had vaccines.

Everyone makes up their own mind, just because you follow a different bunch of experts than the rest of us doesn't make you special, certainly not in the sense you imply.

The bolded part is true and true beyond the shadow of a doubt.

Any re-writing of history or "I was right all along" nonsense is the work of charlatans.

Without the vaccine and without the counter measures, many more would have succumbed, perhaps I would have been one. I'd have been furious if that happened.

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1 hour ago, Dawson Park Boy said:

Every expert on the planet thought that lockdowns were necessary.

Where did that get us?

I make up my own mind about things.

Well that's complete pish.

Swedish CMO was on Radio Scotland in April 2020 telling the UK lockdowns were pointless, and he was far from the only 'expert' saying so at the time.

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