scottsdad Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 48 minutes ago, GordonD said: I was once at a team meeting in Sheffield and there were about a dozen of us staying in the same hotel. Punt and Dennis had been appearing locally and were staying there too. We agreed among ourselves that nobody would take any notice of them. They happened to be sitting between our table and the toilets so every time somebody went for a pish he would have to walk past them. They looked up eagerly when they saw the person approaching then their faces fell as he kept going. The unfunny half of the Mary Whitehouse Experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 Once got a 2 for 1 and saw Harry Enfield and Angus Deayton together at The Stone Circle at Glastonbury. Surprisingly they were both a pair of dour faced b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: The unfunny half of the Mary Whitehouse Experience. And given that one of the remaining half was David Baddiel, that's saying something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Spotted darts player Gary Anderson in Glasgow Central just now. How did I know who he was? He was wearing a darts top with GARY ANDERSON on the back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 23 minutes ago, RawB93 said: Spotted darts player Gary Anderson in Glasgow Central just now. How did I know who he was? He was wearing a darts top with GARY ANDERSON on the back. The wee laddie that stays next door to me has an Argentina top with Messi on it, but I don't think... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: The wee laddie that stays next door to me has an Argentina top with Messi on it, but I don't think... I’d imagine that’s because you know who Messi is and that he’s not a child that lives in Larbert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Said it before on other threads but Daniel O'Donnell is an absolute diamond of a man. Came to our care home with zero fanfare when he was in the midst of rehearsing for his Glasgow show that night (we're at the back of East Kilbride) and spent an hour serenading and chatting with the residents. Brings tears to my eyes still remembering the impact he had. That was a little over 10 years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, velo army said: Said it before on other threads but Daniel O'Donnell is an absolute diamond of a man. Came to our care home with zero fanfare when he was in the midst of rehearsing for his Glasgow show that night (we're at the back of East Kilbride) and spent an hour serenading and chatting with the residents. Brings tears to my eyes still remembering the impact he had. That was a little over 10 years ago. You've been a resident in the same care home for ten years? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, GordonD said: You've been a resident in the same care home for ten years? He owns a granny farm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 3 hours ago, velo army said: Said it before on other threads but Daniel O'Donnell is an absolute diamond of a man. Came to our care home with zero fanfare when he was in the midst of rehearsing for his Glasgow show that night (we're at the back of East Kilbride) and spent an hour serenading and chatting with the residents. Brings tears to my eyes still remembering the impact he had. That was a little over 10 years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: He owns a granny farm. Called a cougar reserve now, you’re out of the demographic Sarge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Was in a queue for a fair ground ride last December and realised that Eva Mendes was in front of me. Didn't say anything or bother her as she was with her kids and I thought it was just nice she was just being a normal, everyday person and not a massive ego with a huge entourage looking for preferential treatment like the tabloids lead you to believe these people are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooooft. Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Saw Kyle Falconer and his family at M&Ds yesterday. They all looked to be having fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Gerry Butler was in my local on Friday. Fortunately I stayed in on Friday and missed the multi-accented c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diegomarahenry Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 I Met Kojak at the Sailing club on Barrassie beach in 1982. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 17 minutes ago, diegomarahenry said: I Met Kojak at the Sailing club on Barrassie beach in 1982. Did he offer you a lollipop ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooooft. Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 18 minutes ago, diegomarahenry said: I Met Kojak at the Sailing club on Barrassie beach in 1982. Who loves ya, baby? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliethedug Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 I painted Paul Youngs house. (Shug from still game, not the singer). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 1 hour ago, olliethedug said: I painted Paul Youngs house. (Shug from still game, not the singer). That's your story and you're sticking to it, Gino? https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/15/gino-dacampo-burgled-paul-youngs-house-stole-recordings-late-wife-7840816/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 11 hours ago, diegomarahenry said: I Met Kojak at the Sailing club on Barrassie beach in 1982. 10 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Did he offer you a lollipop ? He said Kojak, not Jimmy Savile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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