Granny Danger Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 24 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: My sister called her first son after Rolf 'Harris', it's now been changed to the Island, but we know, we fucking know.... Ben Becula isn’t convinced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 I'm not overly concerned about the constant mis-spelling of Savile, but Dalgleish gets me a bit triggered 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: I'm not overly concerned about the constant mis-spelling of Savile, but Dalgleish gets me a bit triggered I too have a surname that's misspelt more often than not, so I imagine Kenny giving it one of these whenever he sees Dalgleish written down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Ed Sheeran tried to steal bottles of milk from my old work and got told to f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 4 hours ago, Dunfermline Don said: Jim Bowen. He would regularly perform with a Jazz Band in the bars and on one evening when the ship was delayed due to a medical emergency he offered to do a show in the Grand Lounge to keep the passengers entertained. Smashing great super story! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Tinchy Stryder broke up a fight I was about to get into and sent me away in the back of a taxi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Met Barry Lavety at a rave in the early 90's. Had a brief exchange with Ruud Gullit this summer and see him quite regularly as he parks his electric car outside one of my clients houses in Amsterdam's Oud Zuid neighbourhood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 hour ago, stevieKTID said: Met Barry Lavety at a rave in the early 90's. Had a brief exchange with Ruud Gullit this summer and see him quite regularly as he parks his electric car outside one of my clients houses in Amsterdam's Oud Zuid neighbourhood. Was the brief exchange "move your fecking van" or "you've got your hands full!"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: I'm not overly concerned about the constant mis-spelling of Savile, but Dalgleish gets me a bit triggered Sorry Comic Jo, my smell cheque doesn’t seam to be woking! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Ed Sheeran tried to steal bottles of milk from my old work and got told to f**k off. He has Bad Habits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Ed Sheeran tried to steal bottles of milk from my old work and got told to f**k off. Could have done us all a favour and punched him in the trachea? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 8 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Could have done us all a favour and punched him in the trachea? If I had forseen how much of an annoying c**t he'd become, I'd have cut his head off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: He has Bad Habits. Today I discovered that an elderly Arab refugee has a better knowledge of the Hit Parade than I do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 5 minutes ago, BFTD said: Today I discovered that an elderly Arab refugee has a better knowledge of the Hit Parade than I do. TBH I just googled his songs. I assumed there would be something appropriate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: TBH I just googled his songs. I assumed there would be something appropriate. Hope you didn't listen to them. I've only heard two and I'm blaming them on everything bad that's happened since, including this current strain of influenza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 On 28/12/2022 at 18:15, Bert Raccoon said: I did the tango with Alex Kapranos from Franz Ferdinand. Glastonbury 2010? Saw him wandering about that year. Seen a few down there, Andy Bell from Ride and Bez obviously. Have met a handful of C-Listers. Ricky Tomlinson was pleasant. Irvine Welsh was a good c**t. Kevin Bridges was sound too though his missus not so much. Also Andy Peters at Disney World in 1991. Probably peaked with that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, Gibby82 said: Glastonbury 2010? Saw him wandering about that year. Seen a few down there, Andy Bell from Ride and Bez obviously. Have met a handful of C-Listers. Ricky Tomlinson was pleasant. Irvine Welsh was a good c**t. Kevin Bridges was sound too though his missus not so much. Also Andy Peters at Disney World in 1991. Probably peaked with that one. Kapranos was actually in Barfly, but aye, Glasto was great for celeb spotting. Saw a very grumpy Angus Deaton and Harry Enfield up at The Stone Circle and a guy off Emmerdale getting pulled along in a trailor behind a tractor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Just now, Bert Raccoon said: and a guy off Emmerdale getting pulled… Quite a disappointing ending to this sentence. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Ian Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 I served Rhona Martin in the Co-op once not long after leaving school. The exchange was brief and one-way. "Not often I get to serve someone famous" "Hehe" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Met Vic Kasule, Craig Brown - both brilliant guys, Henry McLeish, Neil Kinnock and Alex Ferguson's wee brother Martin (good lad). And that's about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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