Cosmic Joe Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Bottle of out of date HP sauce the day. Couldn't be arsed rinsing out to recycle. I'm going straight to environmental hell alongside Todd is God et al. Bless me Father I have sinned etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 (edited) My house wish cycles like there is no tomorrow, which there probably won't be if we continue like this. Edited January 3, 2023 by jimbaxters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 I've worked through two full bin bags of mucus-filled tissues in the last couple of weeks. Unfortunately, it seems as though my options for recycling are limited. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: Bottle of out of date HP sauce the day. Couldn't be arsed rinsing out to recycle. I'm going straight to environmental hell alongside Todd is God et al. Bless me Father I have sinned etc Go through HP sauce by the bottle load. No danger it's ever out of date. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 26 minutes ago, BFTD said: I've worked through two full bin bags of mucus-filled tissues in the last couple of weeks. Unfortunately, it seems as though my options for recycling are limited. “Mucus” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: “Mucus” Heard you chucked out a Jim Goodwin effigy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 6 minutes ago, Venti said: Heard you chucked out a Jim Goodwin effigy. If this is a euph for taking a shite then yes. A big steamy Goodwin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 A high quality full colour snp 'pamphlet'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 27 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: “Mucus” That level of energy expenditure would probably kill me right now. Probably worth a try, however. BRB. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 28 minutes ago, BFTD said: That level of energy expenditure would probably kill me right now. Probably worth a try, however. BRB. Half an hour? You filled another bin bag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Half an hour? You filled another bin bag? You ever get that thing where you've been coughing so much that it feels like, if you can't stop, another bodily fluid is going to explode out of you? That was my last half-hour. But, Stuff You Have Flung In The Lavvy thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Body parts from some of my latest victims. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 The corpse is one bag, the head in the other. He wasn't a heavy man, so hopefully the binmen won't get suspicious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Is is still worth discarding the hands and feet separately? I'd have thought DNA would've made such measures a bit pointless. You can tell I'm a bit out of the game these days, eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 21 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Body parts from some of my latest victims. ^^ mrs mathematics alias found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Have some faith in Magic Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 My car keys and house keys, had the bin bag in my hand along with the keys. Fling bin bag into the giant communal bin...........Oh. Had to climb into the bin to get them back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: A high quality full colour snp 'pamphlet'. I got a John Mason calendar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, Smurph said: I got a John Mason calendar. 2023, just about 5,000 years since the world began. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 All my new year resolutions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 40 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Body parts from some of my latest victims. For goodness sake. Those could have been very useful for medical research. Do you not care about the NHS? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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