Derry Alli Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 13 minutes ago, Smurph said: I got a John Mason calendar. That's Ian Hislop! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Have to be careful tossing things into the complex garbage masher, nearly beaned a trash panda last night. Bloody huge one, too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 My brother, headfirst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 My wedding pictures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Surely all political pamphlets go straight into the bucket, no? Unless you're doing a double-take at some insane fringe group from your youth still existing, like the National Front, the Monster Raving Loony Party, or the SDP. (the SDP has to be the wildest one of those) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 40 minutes ago, Fullerene said: For goodness sake. Those could have been very useful for medical research. Do you not care about the NHS? Of course I care about the NHS, only one of my victims was a doctor. OK, so one was a porter too… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 I found a tin of Heinz beans and sausages in the cupboard last year that went out of date in 2016. They went in the bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, philpy said: The corpse is one bag, the head in the other. He wasn't a heavy man, so hopefully the binmen won't get suspicious. Someone park in your space again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Bottle of out of date HP sauce the day. Couldn't be arsed rinsing out to recycle. I'm going straight to environmental hell alongside Todd is God et al. Bless me Father I have sinned etc Gold Star brown sauce is the superior brown sauce 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, Clown Job said: Gold Star brown sauce is the superior brown sauce Wild. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 34 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: My wedding pictures. Not to pry but, will you not regret that later in life? My mates ex turned up uesterday and sat his son and my mate down as he's met a new missus. He was clearly put up to this meet by his new boo (who was with his best mate a week before, six weeks ago) saying how he loves the wee man's mum and will always be there to support her when thi gs get tough etc .. then the wee man piped up "You say you hate her every time I'm at your house dad ". He's seven. I just don't get how folk can act like this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 46 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I found a tin of Heinz beans and sausages in the cupboard last year that went out of date in 2016. They went in the bin. "Oh dear, my tin of baked beans is 7 years out of date. Better throw it out." Let's hope for your sake there is not a Nuclear Armageddon . You obviously don't know the basics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, Fullerene said: "Oh dear, my tin of baked beans is 7 years out of date. Better throw it out." Let's hope for your sake there is not a Nuclear Armageddon . You obviously don't know the basics. P&B preppers thread for this pish Is there such a thread? Should I start one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Molotov said: P&B preppers thread for this pish Is there such a thread? Should I start one? Nah. I think you should bin the idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 10 minutes ago, Fullerene said: "Oh dear, my tin of baked beans is 7 years out of date. Better throw it out." Let's hope for your sake there is not a Nuclear Armageddon . You obviously don't know the basics. I ate a tin of beans that was 4 years out of date once, many years ago. It was boggin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 28 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Not to pry but, will you not regret that later in life? My mates ex turned up uesterday and sat his son and my mate down as he's met a new missus. He was clearly put up to this meet by his new boo (who was with his best mate a week before, six weeks ago) saying how he loves the wee man's mum and will always be there to support her when thi gs get tough etc .. then the wee man piped up "You say you hate her every time I'm at your house dad ". He's seven. I just don't get how folk can act like this. Was tounge in cheek truth be told, two of my wedding pictures took pride of place on my parents living room wall, suffice to say they have been swiftly removed given there is no love lost between my mother and my ex wife I get on okay with my ex wife, I just now ignore the occasional rant and outburst of deranged pish she is renowned for as we obviously aren't married anymore, a prime example being a heads gone rant of jealousy, nosiness and spite when I was seeing someone last year, my first real relationship of any sort since we split up about seven years ago but, end of the day she is the mother of my children and my step children whom I raised with her from a young age, so I will always be tied in some way, after all we brought three children into the world together and tragically had to bury one of them a few years ago. There will always be a link/connection there between us but, while I don't have any malice towards her like some divorced couples I keep her at arms length as I know she has the ability to screw with my head, even after a divorce, ironically enough, and she doesn't realise this, the kids know that and can see through that now they are young adults themselves. She is however the mother of my kids and it is distressing for them to see her not in a great place in life, in turn that saddens me in all honesty. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 12 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I ate a tin of beans that was 4 years out of date once, many years ago. It was boggin. ... and it has probably caused you to develop all sorts of paranoia towards anyone called "The Professor". I think we are making progress. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Not to pry but, will you not regret that later in life?. He can have mine if he wants. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 27 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: He can have mine if he wants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 Back in the day when you had buy top ups for your phone, they came in the form of a code printer on a receipt. I think you can see where this is going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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